Geek Horoscopes - FPS edition

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  1. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    Tim S, 23 Aug 2005
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  2. Lost.Soul

    Lost.Soul What's a Dremel?

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    Aquarius
    Jan 20 - Feb 18
    The stars have two words for you: Boom, headshot.


    How real :hehe:
     
    Lost.Soul, 23 Aug 2005
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  3. Hamish

    Hamish What's a Dremel?

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    Pisces
    Feb 19 - Mar 20
    You'll lose faith in the educational system after witnessing the constant misspellings of "faggot", "gay", and "owned."

    lol its so true :(
     
    Hamish, 23 Aug 2005
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  4. Lithium

    Lithium super spunk

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    Capricorn
    Dec 22 - Jan 19
    Your head will explode in a kaleidoscope of red many times this week. :miffed:
     
    Lithium, 23 Aug 2005
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  5. orb

    orb satisfying.

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    Gemini
    May 21 - June 21
    Your hands will be shaking, but you still will be getting headshots. :D
     
    orb, 23 Aug 2005
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  6. P2D

    P2D 99.999% Pure Spam!

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    ditto. x-mas day :(
     
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    P2D, 23 Aug 2005
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  7. gpw111

    gpw111 What's a Dremel?

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    Taurus
    Apr 20 - May 20
    Learning to use special characters in your name will take your CS:S skills to the next level.

    Not wanting to sound like a noob, but how do u use special characters? i've nver bothered to try -is it just alt & the numeric keys?
     
    gpw111, 23 Aug 2005
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  8. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Rofl! That's well classy. It's best to read them all tbh. :)
    :hehe: Really made me laugh.
     
    Krikkit, 23 Aug 2005
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  9. TMM

    TMM Modder

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    Aries
    Mar 21 - Apr 19
    Just put down the knife, it won't make you run any faster.
    :hehe:
     
    TMM, 23 Aug 2005
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  10. GMan

    GMan Minimodder

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    Cancer
    June 22 - July 22
    This week, you'll stumble upon a server with players that are worse than you. Remember to bookmark it.

    Amazingly accurate, at least with regard to my FPS skills. :sigh:
     
    GMan, 23 Aug 2005
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  11. charl3s_fatal1ty

    charl3s_fatal1ty Guest

    haha, me to! (april 14) :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
     
    charl3s_fatal1ty, 23 Aug 2005
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  12. Techno-Dann

    Techno-Dann Disgruntled kumquat

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    Libra
    Sep 23 - Oct 23
    You'll discover that spending $50 on the FPS Dating Service probably wasn't a good idea.

    (Oct. 1)
     
    Techno-Dann, 23 Aug 2005
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  13. Godboy_g

    Godboy_g What's a Dremel?

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    Man this is Hilarious:

    Sagittarius
    Nov 22 - Dec 21
    You will be embarrassed when you discover that the server you pwned everybody on was for blind people only.
     
    Godboy_g, 23 Aug 2005
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  14. Cheap Mod Wannabe

    Cheap Mod Wannabe What's a Dremel?

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    =( ... Lied to me though... I don't even play CS...


    *goes to download CS*




    download from Steam that is
     
    Cheap Mod Wannabe, 23 Aug 2005
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  15. charl3s_fatal1ty

    charl3s_fatal1ty Guest

    I don't, but will be soon :)

    *also goes to download CS*

    from bit-torrent I mean steam
     
    charl3s_fatal1ty, 23 Aug 2005
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  16. cerberus

    cerberus What's a Dremel?

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    Virgo
    Aug 23 - Sep 22
    Good news: A clan wants you to join. Bad news: It's Nigerian and they require your bank account number.

    just my luck
     
    cerberus, 24 Aug 2005
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  17. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    Ditto (sep 26 here), though I prefer their t-shirt horoscope, to the effect of "your career choice of perl coding wasn't the best with your severe dyslexia and phobia of curly braces"
     
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