Here's a question for you how does one change that, or does that just change automatically depending on how many posts you get???
the most shocking events in history: Pearl Harbour 41, Hiroshima 45, Tsernobyl 86, Windows 95, Windows 98. what's the worst computer vitus, which will f___ any computer up? Win95 Gates went to a shrink and said "i get the feeling that everyone in the world hate me" shrink says "not everyone, only 100 million ppl have bought WIN95 so far" why did the mercedes A class crash? coz it was designed with WIN95! what's the best way of keeping a computer with win95 on it from crashing? don't turn it on. What does a nerd do when he sees a prety woman? he presses PRINT what's the difference between a virus and Win 95? a virus works! Q: Why do Blonde coffins look like upside down Ys? A. Because When you lay them on their back they automatically spread their legs.
In an airplane the captain told the passengers: "This is your Captain speaking. We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching land. Therefore, we have to throw all baggage out of the airplane." The airplane got height again. Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain was on the loudspeakers once more: "This is your captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land without having some passengers thrown out the plane. It is a bad situation but we will do his in an honest and democratic way - we will use the alphabet - starting with the letter A. "Are there any African passengers?" No one answered. "Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered. "Are there any Coloured passengers?" Still no one answered, but back in the airplane a little boy asked his father: "Dad, you have always told me to be honest. We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin." "Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are N___ers." LMAO!
