LOL Girl coming to stay with me

I love this thread

 

Payment now!

All I can say is that if , YOU DON'T TRANSFER $1000000000000000000000000000000000 INTO A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT (Which I will PM to you). I WILL START BUILDING A HUGE SPAMMING EMPIRE AND MAKE SURE THIS THREAD REACHES HER. So PAY UP!

And yes I don't give any REFUNDS!

 

I call your bluff.

Anyway, good luck dude, even if everything turns to poop. Your now a celebrity, i think we should start a campaign to get the OP on the front page of BT. Some "Community News".

 

Good idea. Headline will be "Bit-techer lures alleged bus driver to hotel room for night of passion"

or

"Mankz's-hitter cornered while breaking into safe"

edit: "Sleeping with the enemy"

 

ITT someone to make Face book group to find this girl!

j/k ...

 

facestalking Cheesecake



im very good at it.

 

Common don't let it turn into 4chan,

No updates tonight, as I'm going out clubbing, And she's going to a party i think =/,

 

shes gonna gets lots of sex at that party!! ahahaahhaha

 

Take some cheesecake, women love cheesecake.

 

Just as well a sensitive topic like this went in the serious forum, imagine what could have happened if it was in general.

 

So full of win its difficult not to laugh... You go dude.. Rock out with your cock out....

 

I'm not sure what happened, I'm not sure what's happening and I'm not sure what's going to happen but I am laughing like an elf on crack right now.

 

I just had to post in this thread, you really could make a comedy sketch out of something like this, with or without Big Mike.

Seriously thou some of the warnings posted by others are good advice (the safe was a tad OTT thou )

Personally i wouldn't assume anything, just take it how it goes, 1 step at a time.
Don't make to many plans and have the whole night planned out, it's bound to not go how you think it will. Get an idea on what you can do when she's first there and go from there.

Most importantly stay calm and don't over analyse things.

Good luck and hope it goes well for ya

 

subscribed.

 

One word: Rohypnol...
If Big Mike shows up and you're about to get the raping of your life... take it yourself... that way you can avoid the mental trauma of the whole ordeal.

If the girl doesn't want to put out.... errrr maybe not... you may get in trouble with the coppers for this one.

On the serious side...
Here's what I've learned about women (as impossible to understand as they are)

1. They liked being chased.... The like the feeling of being wanted.... But don't act needy of desperate... she'll hold out on you.
2. Be a gentleman... Some young ones may laugh at this one, but a woman appreciates a guy that knows how to make her feel like a lady (this is age irrelevant... an 18 year old girl will be just as pleased at the fact that you open the door for her, or that you pull the chair out for her as any older woman could be).
3. Be yourself... Don't try to act like someone you're not. She obviously likes what she's seen of you so far; there is no need to with a different approach now.
4. Act like you don't need it... when it comes to sex... If she so much as suspects that you can't wait to hit that... she'll hold out on you.
5. Make her laugh. A witty guy will more than often take the girl home over the model type dude with half a brain cell in his head.... provided the girl has more than said half a brain cell herself.

 

<3

 

Considering you were out clubbing, please say you weren't back in before midnight :|

 

this is what her mom is gonna do to your plans to have sex with her.

 

Mates thought it would be fine to go in town with £20... and that'd last, So didn't bother

 

This thread is awesome indeed


I can't believe some of you guys say it's the best thread ever however... I mean... have you already forgotten the demotivational thread?

come on !