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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    +Rep,

    I know we shouldn't but its not that easy, :wallbash:
     
  2. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    +Rep for that, Cthippo
    VERY wise words.
     
  3. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    So when walking in the train station,

    Do i
    Walk up and greet her?
    Walk up and kiss her?
    Walk up ignore her and run around her in circles?
    Walk up, get on my knees and ask her to marry me?
    Walk up, hold her hand?
     
  4. Phalanx

    Phalanx Needs more dragons and stuff.

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    Walk up and hug her imo. It will show her you're pleased to see she's there, but not too much to make her feel pushed into anything.

    Not too long a hug mind you. Just enough to show your feeling and then as you pull back, look at her and smile again for a second.
     
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  5. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    If I can video it, ask her to marry you >.>

    Personally, I'd see where she went first. But then I'm a cynic, a pessimist, and a firm believer in not hugging in public.
     
  6. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Erm, "Hi, I'm *Name Here* ill be your guide for the next few days, may I help you with your bags?", "Have you thought about what you would like to get up to while your here, apart from visit the Uni?"

    or my favourite

    Hi, do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Nor me, but it broke the ice.
     
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  7. Draksis

    Draksis What's a Dremel?

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    Peck on the cheek and a hug :thumb:
     
  8. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Not with your pecker, though... :naughty:
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Numbered for your ease, start with 1 and work your way from there :thumb:

    That, was good, I think I may use that at one point!
     
  10. uz1_l0v3r

    uz1_l0v3r What's a Dremel?

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    Excuse the pun, but you're in danger of coming across as too clingy if you go for the hug. Besides, hugs are for girls.

    Having said that, if she goes for the hug it can be a good sign.
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Partially true there, depends on how comfortable they feel with each other. Walk up to her, greet here, maybe go and put a hand on her arm, if she then moves closer you could go for a hug.

    As for the hand holding? Wait out on that one, may seem a bit too forward.
     
  12. B1GBUD

    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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    My favourite.....

    Does this rag smell of Chloroform?
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    That has to be one of the quickest ways to not only get kicked out of a club, but also gain a restraining order!
     
  14. maximus09

    maximus09 Forever n00b

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    This thread is so funny, thanks for the laughs guys!

    And good luck Ben, if you ask me just be yourself (unless your a dick) and be nice. It sounds to me like she wants it ;) but it is always different when you meet someone for the first time, nerves will fly for a bit until you both become comfortable with each other then you may get into the jokey, flirty mode that you have been sharing on msn, get a couple of drinks and get more relaxed with each other and just let it happen ;)

    omg shes half jamaican and half german? nice mix! don't think I have heard of that one yet! Wonder if she can speak rasta and german?
     
  15. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Why dont you give her a good look and say GOD you look like you could be a great shagg !! LOL
     
  16. B1GBUD

    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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    I went clubbing in Portsmouth years ago, so you know that's not strictly true! :D

    Think the place was called 5th Avenue or something.... most memorable thing was when a fight broke out on the dancefloor and some earpeircing rape alarm blasted out over the PA system to alert the bouncers.... who were already there and getting stuck in.
     
  17. Mitcian

    Mitcian What's a Dremel?

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    Quite an epic thread, just found it and slightly disappointed I haven't got in on the action earlier.

    As my experience goes, the first few moments of the first meet are pretty crucial, and will really set the mood for the rest of the day, especially as you have chatted a lot online but had no face to face.

    One of those two would be good imo, but if your going for the kiss, cheek only.
    From what you've said it sounds like she is more than interested in just some place to sleep for one night, and might even turn out to be a substantial relationship, esp if she goes to uni there.
    IMO going for a cheeky peck would be welcomed.

    You're gonna be bricking it anyway when your waiting. Just try stay calm.
     
  18. format

    format What's a Dremel?

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    Lean in a give her a quick peck on the cheek, probably the best option.
     
  19. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Wave your arms frantically like the Team America distress call. Stick pencils in your ears and pants on your head. Give yourself a nervous twitch and she'll be like putty in your hands.

    Remember, develop a severe case of Ticks before you go. Wear odd shoes and your hoodie on backwards.

    and for the knockout, fart as your approaching her, the aroma will make her fall for you in no time.
     
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  20. Showerhead

    Showerhead What's a Dremel?

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    Approximately 180kg for a female though varies a lot as they hibernate so weigh most at the end of summer and least at the start of spring.

    Not sure about the males though
     
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