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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Otis1337

    Otis1337 aka - Ripp3r

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    inb4 shemale!!!
     
  2. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    this thread is full of win.
     
  3. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    why is the shower next to your bed? and were you dropping a deuce while you're posting online, hoping to get lucky?
     
  4. Showerhead

    Showerhead New Member

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    Just a word of warning not to leave anything too valuable out. Had some guy at work take a girl back after a night out and wake up to find his wallet and phone (and her) gone.
     
  5. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    haha... showerhead gets to watch whether he/she likes to or not!
     
  6. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Judging from your other thread, don't try to bang her on the couch. She might just get hit by a falling fan! Karma's a bitch.
     
  7. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    LOL. Mate.
    Just play it cool. There's a rule (in my books) that states not to jump through hoops for women. Make them jump for you. If he wants you, she must come get you... not the other way around.
    Beware the theft, the herpes, and the other weird things you can catch. Have fun.
     
  8. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    I was shy when I met my (now) wife 20 years ago. If she hadn't made some moves back then to compensate for my lack of action, I wouldn't be so happy now.
     
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  9. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    So, to summarize...

    WIN. This is the funniest thread I've read since they closed that "other one" a while back :D
     
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  10. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    Well, we've had no update so far. I'm guessing it's going well!
     
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  11. Phalanx

    Phalanx Needs more dragons and stuff.

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    I wonder if he even knew what she looked like before she went on the train. I know he said MSN, but that could be anyone :D

    We need updates...
     
  12. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    I believe he said its happening on saturday. Still a few days for him to prepare. Or work himself into such a frenzy that when the time comes, he "blows it"
     
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  13. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    Oh, I'm sure he's "blown it" about a dozen times by now.

    And when Big Mike shows up, he'll be blowing it for sure. xD
     
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  14. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    Just like to clear something up, It's happening on the 16th, which gives me 12 days to prepare
     
  15. ch424

    ch424 Design Warrior

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    ahahahaha
     
  16. Phalanx

    Phalanx Needs more dragons and stuff.

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    Tell me you at least know what she looks like :)
     
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  17. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Be careful, she might have paint brush syndrome...

    paint brush syndrome = a paint brush, with handle, appears between her legs.
     
  18. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    Thanks for the support everyone, I've added to mostly everyone's reputation which i thought was helpful (ran out on page 2) :(

    I bought some nice smelly stuff
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    On the serious side of things, i've also got a new safe due to the tips on here.
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    I have seen her pictures, and she looks fine. (If it isn't the case i'll be running out the train station in speeds fit for the guinness world records)
     
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  19. Zinfandel

    Zinfandel Well-Known Member

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    You bought a safe? Hahah that's truly epic.

    It might put her off a bit if you both get back and you're all "Hang on a minute love, I just need to put everything you might nick into my safe".

    And lynx? Get some decent stuff man, but the best bit of advice given so far is don't expect anything, just chill, have fun and go balls deep (Or let big Mike do the same to you).
     
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  20. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    This is going to be AWESOME.

    Big Mike's going to nick the safe.
     
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