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Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. wyx087

    wyx087 Homeworld 3 is happening!!

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    Nutyy, did you sign up just to reply here?

    don't worry if things don't go according to plan, just improvise. 2 films is a bit too much for one night, may be just some music to help you two to get into the mood, when you get back from clubbing?
     
  2. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    That seems like a solid plan, although I do have a few points:

    - Going to the cinema is a great idea, when you know the person, yeah you've spoken on the phone, but that's it. You won't have the chance to talk to each other and charm her.
    - A horror movie is a good call, means you're there for 'protection'. Nice move, although it may be an idea to replace the cinema with this, because this'll give you chance to talk as you won't piss anyone else off.
    - Don't get too smashed man, it's never good. Also try not to let her get too drunk. At least I wouldn't, I'd rather have a good time in the sack than have some pissed bird flailing all over the place.

    Hmm, yeah, just a few points, don't have to take them, they're just here for reference.
     
  3. Nutyy

    Nutyy Widden Palettes

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    Actually no i did not. i had joined earlier when i was subscribing to Cpc. i just never thought of using the forums till i saw this win post.:thumb: i also just started viewing this thread on tuesday or wednesday.

    Also im starting to fill up my CP with stuff

    Does that answer your question?
     
  4. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    I thought that, We'll see

    Okie dokie,

    I'll be drinking fosters or something, I'm going to do my best to stay sober, meanwhile she gets smashed,

    What's better guaranteed sex or chance of sex :thumb:
     
  5. Nutyy

    Nutyy Widden Palettes

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    Chance of sex. You don't want her to file a rape offence against you:wallbash: (even thought its highly unlikely that she would as it seems she wouldnt mind it). Plus it will be more meaningful if you both consent:blush: to it rather than her feeling forced into but too drunk to do anything about it.

    But it's your choice. Just don't get too drunk yourself or you won't notice Big Mike (Yes im addicted to him...:thumb:) sneaking up behind you.
     
  6. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    We've ruled out the possibillity that SHE'S big Mike in disguise for far too long now :D
    (about ten pages)
    We'll see who's getting who smashed :naughty:
     
  7. Nutyy

    Nutyy Widden Palettes

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    Yes but who's to know that Big Mike has shrunk himself into Tiny Mike and will hide in her bag while waiting to get there. Tiny Mike will bide his time by hiding under that snuugleh carpet until he notices evo coming in smashed.

    Edit: Oh wait everyone viewing this thread will know.
     
  8. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    This is what i would have done if i had the skill. +rep! :)

    Damn... the line on the poster says it all: "most epic thread".

    Who wants to guess what would've happened if he had done the same topic on 4chan? :p

    edit: never let her see your forum nick, she might get tempted to google it ;)
    edit nr2 (i learned not to double post! :D): have fun chatting with ze girls on msn mate, it's good to have a "back up plan". or, in other words, to practice being yourself when talking to women. I know that took some time for me, and i'm sure i'm not the only one. :)
     
  9. Showerhead

    Showerhead What's a Dremel?

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    Ha. you should have it as a film poster on your wall.
     
  10. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    Agreed!,
     
  11. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    okay, looks like I'll be the idiot who asks stupid questions ;




    WHO THE HELL IS BIG MIKE ?
     
  12. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    That would be the Stereotypical "huge boyfriend" that Evo may encounter on this wonderful journey to capture the heart of his fair maiden. Big Mike is so named to make him sound like a rough biker or similar scary individual.

    How's that for an explanation?
     
  13. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    LOL!, scroll up a few post, and theirs a poster which has a arrow pointing to Big Mike.:thumb:
     
  14. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    you might be going into the wrond direction here, so just a quick tip:

    As a rule, never ever plan for sex. It's fine to leave room for it in your plans, but never count on anything. Just let happen what you want to happen at the time. Most probably, this is sex, but it might just not be.
     
  15. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    I've left PLENTY of room for it in my plans, If Sex doesn't happen, This thread should be locked, and the first post should be renamed to Evolutionsic FAILS.:duh:

    plus msn convo


    Girl says
    ooh dw
    alsong as you know im sorry

    Ben says
    don't be sorry
    wait your sorry?
    sure you'll make it back upto me


    Girl says
    haha
    in what ever way you wishh :thumb:

    tbh she's like a female clone of me! its weird how much we have in common in every way possible.

    Should i stick that poster in a frame on my wall, More i look at it the more i like it =/
     
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  16. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    Just ask for her hand in marriage as soon as you see her.
     
  17. alpaca

    alpaca llama eats dremel

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    yeah. preferably dressed as a penguin. that way big mike won't recognize you that fast.
     
  18. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    26 hours to go :baby:
     
  19. smoothie

    smoothie What's a Dremel?

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  20. Zoon

    Zoon Hunting Wabbits since the 80s

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    Remember the advice from "There's Something About Mary" - do not go out with a loaded 'weapon' :naughty:
     
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