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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    You oughta bought her an apron reading "If Found, Please Return to Kitchen".

    You know, in case she gets lost in the unfamiliar town.
     
  2. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    When people encouraged you to have safe sex, I don't think this is what they had in mind.
     
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  3. Jedra

    Jedra Supermodel

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    Most girls have got a handbag like a tardis - that safe will be gone in seconds if that's what she is after!

    Seriously though - hope it goes well for you. As people have said, don't expect anything (but be prepared!) and just have a great time.

    This thread has got me all nostalgic about when I was a single man about London town - if only I knew then what I know now!
     
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  4. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    LOL epic!!!


    I would rep you if the system didn't deny me.
     
  5. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    Oh wow NOW I've seen everything on these forums. A bathroom/bedroom combination WITH a safe just in case your girl turns out to be a thief? Christ, who would have thought.
     
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  6. GregTheRotter

    GregTheRotter New Member

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    'Ahem, you seem to have something rather large and square shaped in your bag..'

    'Um.. yes, that would be my tampons..' (in manly voice)

    'Erm, a box of tampons the size of my safe? :eyebrow:'

    Still, the fact that this is gonna go down in the bathroom with a bed in it makes it even better :D
     
  7. Rapp

    Rapp Member

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    this is amazing I've subscribed just to find out how this ends, can we get a poll going?

    1. turns out to be a man
    2. isn't a man but has a boyfriend
    3. body building woman who can lift the safe
    4. normal

    p.s don't mean it a bad way its just funny seeing some of the comments, good luck with everything
     
  8. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Rapp is right. Make it a poll. Gotta keep this thread going for the next 12 days! :D

    This guys is gonna get so lucky....unless she is a bit-tech member....oops
     
  9. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    Even so, it would mainly be the rest of the forumites that end out of luck, not him.
     
  10. Throbbi

    Throbbi New Member

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    5. It turns out to be a cousin he didn't know about.
    6. It turns out to be some hot celebrity who used a fake pic of some random 'regular' woman so as not to invite crazy stalker types to contact them all the time.

    Good luck with it dude :thumb: Genuinely hope it goes well for you and that jokey suggestion number 6 happens and not 1 to 5.

    P.S. If you're going out for a curry or something similar, remember to be thoughtful and keep the bog roll in the fridge ;)
     
  11. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    Hey, it could be like what happened to me. I found out I had three sisters!

    Before a one of you asks, they're not available, and I think I'd rather put them away in a nunnery than give them to the likes of you lot. Just getting that out there.

    However, I vote for drugged then raep tiem. For him, her doing the raeping.
     
  12. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    you havent bought a webcam to record it yet? WTF!!!
     
  13. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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    Mods can change avatars, right?

    I'll just leave this here...

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  14. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Maybe get some of this, and put it on the shelf next to the LYNX:

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    And have some appropriate tunes ready to set the mood:

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  15. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    **** KY and Barry White, this is what you need

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  16. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    And some of this!

    PS: Don't listen to that at work, kay? It's rude.
     
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  17. Booga

    Booga Cuppa tea anyone?

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    Is that gangster fine or just 'she'll do' fine?


    LMFAO :D
     
  18. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    LOL.
    Maverick. Have Rep.... the possibilites from here on in (involving Big Mike, the safe, condoms, blowing it, etc) are endless... :D
     
  19. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    I love how this thread degenerated from "HERE HAS HELP" to "LOL U GUNNA GET BUTRAPED"

    Win.
     
  20. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    What have you got in the safe there, cutie pie?
     
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