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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Yeah my wife thought it was pretty funny and pathetic.
     
  2. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    And yet, on average, it is the women who discuss most(if not all), of the details of their relationships with their friends; why would they call the thread pathetic? Isn't a guy allowed to ask for advice? :)
    (granted, maybe a forum is not the best place, but still. :)
    i feel for ya evolutionsic: my gf is also living far away from me, so it's difficult. but doable! ;)
     
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  3. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Yeah but womem are all knowing and think of greater things and men just want sex :naughty:

    Ask any woman she will tell you its true :rolleyes:
     
  4. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    This got moved? Did it cease to be a "serious" topic once the guy got laid? LOL.

    Anyway, even though I repp'd you this morning, I just want to add my congratulations on this going so well for you Evo. I could make an unlimited number of funny quote-comment-quote-comment posts from the past 3 or 4 pages, but I'll hold myself back :p

    Suffice it to say this had me laughing plenty and sitting on the edge of my seat in suspense for the past couple of weeks :thumb:
     
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  5. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    Indeed, plenty of laughs!
    And what easier way for remembering it all than to just read all the tags here below. Pure gold :D
     
  6. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    So now that this is resolved, I've got a situation. A female friend has stated that she needs a new place by January and would gladly stay with me if I find a place with an extra room.

    So far it's looking like my plan is:

    1. Accept offer
    2. Buy a safe
    3. Buy overly strong body spray
    4. ???
    5. PROFIT

    Sounds good amirite? :lol:
     
  7. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    T-shirts need to be made with this advice on them. They will sell like mad. In a month, every guy on the planet with wear one. Within days, the streets will look like this

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  8. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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  9. GregTheRotter

    GregTheRotter New Member

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    LOL, and pay more for said room? GTFO LOL
     
  10. zatanna

    zatanna New Member

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    fixed!
     
  11. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    how friendly is she? :naughty:
     
  12. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    She has a boyfriend and has already offered to pay a fair share of rent for the months prior, but it was funny how similar the situation was and the similar steps could be taken :D
     
  13. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    If she has a boyfriend, stay away. The man-code forbids it.
     
  14. Xir

    Xir Well-Known Member

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    Yup...
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    won't stop her though.

    Woman-code says get a new one before dumping the old one :grr:
     
  15. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    ^^ this is often true.
     
  16. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    ah yes, the jungle vine mentality: grab the next one before let go of the first. Personally think this is the cause pretty much any and all issues guys have with woman.

    1.) About to leave you for the other guy
    2.) About to leave the other guy for you
    3.) Starts spending a lot of time with him
    4.) Starts spending a lot of time with you

    A generalization, I know, but 1 that I find more often than not

    Ya, I'm acid!, personal experience, bite me :grr:
     
  17. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    I initially read it to be similar to Evo's situation.... but actually... it's not like evo's situation is it! :eyebrow: She's not a single girl, i'm guessing that she's not flirting with you, and she's not looking for a place just to sleep over, but she's got a boyfriend, and is asking to be your housemate!

    I'd guess that either you're in her friendzone, or maybe she wouldn't mind shacking up with you... but if so, would you want to? It would be a really low act from both of you.

    Now, if you can have her move in, and be happy with just being friends with her, then you can meet some more girls through her, or at least hang out with them every now and then.

    I've noticed some guys are scared about the chance of these sort of things happening, and it was thier insecure attitude that put the girl off, so even if she wasn't remotely interested in another guy, it doesn't take long until she is.
     
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    Xir Well-Known Member

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    Works to other way round too.
    A girl is interested (and shows it) you don't touch her cause she's got a boyfriend (Man-code) she's disappointed (insecure?) that you're not going for it, loses interest.

    Easiest way out is turn into a b*stard, forget the ideas of chivalry (man-code) and jump right in.
    It's not as easy as it sounds though...many people are just too...nice
     
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  19. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Dr. Love strikes again.
    Confidence is key to both - attracting, as well as keeping women.

    There's an old joke about why Emos don't have girlfriends that springs to mind (that's completely not family friendly - don't even ask)...

    Edit:
    There's no need to ditch chivalry. It's not so much WHAT you do, but HOW you do it that matters.
    I can be a perfect gentleman all night, and still have conversations with loads of girls, and "play" the one I'm actually after.
    Modern day and age makes the combination of being a "good guy" and being funny, cocky, etc all the easier, as you can get away with teasing, negging, etc.
     
  20. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    Yep, or you have the guy that has a new girl every 2 weeks, cause "she will drop me, so i'll drop her first" which doesn't help next guy, who does just want to be with 1 particular girl, so she drops him in 2 weeks cause she wants to do the dumping this time..... :sigh:

    1 big, horrid cycle
     
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