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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    You forgot one thing and can i just say

    inb4 Post-OP!!!!!!

    Depends on if she takes cash or debit card for her services lol

    be careful what you wish for big Mike just might

    anyway good luck

    last point just make sure that if you do watch a couple of movies that deliverance and broke back mountain aren't on the film list lol
     
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  2. llamafur

    llamafur WaterCooled fool

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    Put that safe in a closet if you can. Everything mentioned previously. And last but not least...


    :thumb:Go Get'em Tiger:thumb:
     
  3. Memnoch-fr

    Memnoch-fr New Member

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    Win Thread due to the hilarious comments. J

    ust to make a point, it's not always big Mike. Met a girl on the Internet 5 years ago, will be getting married to her next year, so it can work out ;) (Oh and Internet is great for shy people - would never have had it in me to chat her up otherwise)
     
  4. Throbbi

    Throbbi New Member

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    If a movie is in order at some point during the encounter might i suggest something of substance. Nothing really really deep and meaningful but something that will inspire enough thought to make it a topic of conversation. Trying to think of an example but i'm drawing a blank right now.
     
  5. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Horror movies.....She may want to hold on to you if she's the scared type.

    "Meaningful" movies.....Seven Pounds? Also drawing a blank now dammit.

    Don't worry about all this Big Mike talk. I think there is a lot of repressed manly love in this forum :D:naughty:
     
  6. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    It might be small Mike...
     
  7. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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    What have you got in the safe there, cutie pie?
     
  8. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    This thread is totally priceless... :hehe:
     
  9. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    LMFAO. Where do you guys GET these pics? :eyebrow:
     
  10. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Mankz personal porn folder?
     
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  11. bulldogjeff

    bulldogjeff The modding head is firmly back on.

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    These are real pics of the people you talk to on here, just normally they are hiding behind a computer screen, quite scary really.

    And if this poor guy listens to you lot he's going to smell like a tarts hand bag, get raped by big Mike , wind up getting mugged and then wake up tied to a post, naked in Glasgow...

    Sounds like it could be an interesting night to me:eeek:
     
  12. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Ok, I was trolling with the KY and Barry White, as that would be about as subtle as showing her a tub of anal lube and doing this: :naughty:

    But seriously Evolutionsic, the girl is coming to see YOU
    So you've obviously been saying all the right things to her, i'm guessing you've been yourself, said what you wanted to say, been honest, joked, teased, flirted, etc.

    So I don't think you need any advice, you don't need to suddenly change and pretend to be someone you're not when you meet her - that would just lead to fail.

    So feel free to keep on doing what you were doing, say what you wanna say, take her where you wanna take her, etc, and you two will have an awesome time :thumb:

    Oh yeah, i dunno why you bought a safe :confused: I sure hope that when you two get to your place, you don't throw your wallet and phone in there and lock it up... kinda gives off a bad vibe :eyebrow: It's good that you're meeting her in a public place btw.... cos she's probably scared that you're big mike who is gonna butt rape her!

    Relax dude, you've done well, keep it up :thumb:
     
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  13. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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  14. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    ^ This. eBay is teh cheapest place for condoms. Can get like 200 for £30. Durex too (y)
     
  15. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Avoid places you don't know to get condoms, you do not know where they came from and if they are good. Go to your local chemist or youth centre, I don't know how these things work in the UK.
     
  16. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    They have official resellers on there :)
    will find the link for you tonight
     
  17. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    200 may be a bit excessive. Having condoms pass their "use before"-date may be one of the more depressing things that can happen to a young guy ;)
     
  18. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    haha :p too true.
     
  19. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Which brings us to another potential pitfall... premature splooging. This is where more than one rubber may help... So maybe 200 aren't all that many at all.... ;)
    /me hides
     
  20. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    More than one rubber? I feel I should interject to point out that that is a baaaaaad idea, even though it was made jokingly. Using more than one rubber increases the likelihood of breakage.
     
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