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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    Bah i'm not even worried any more, its just like a new adventure,

    First seeing each other, and showing her the room is my biggest panic area's, but i guess i'll get over that,

    If it all goes dodgy i have a lovely rug she can plot her self down on for the night,
     
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  2. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    I think he means, splooge, next.
     
  3. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    Of course things may be a bit awkward if she shows up too see 200 condoms and a tub of anal lube on your table when she was expecting to be sleeping on your sofa.*

    * If you were a gentleman, she would have your bed, and you would sleep on the floor.
     
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  4. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    If nothing happens at night, I'll wake up early well shes in bed, jump in the shower butt naked, Oh YEA! :thumb:
     
  5. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    But that'll just scare her off? :p
     
  6. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Yeah but not as much as seeing the safe
     
  7. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    Just tell her thats where you kept your ex's body for a few days before burying her in the woods.. That should seal the deal.
     
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    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    +rep for making my crap day better. Lmao
     
  9. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    This is correct, of course.
    Important advice.
    +rep
     
  10. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    although if you use 10 your cock is bigger.
     
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  11. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    But then that's just blatent stat padding..

    :p
     
  12. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    edit:Let's just leave that natural stat padding bit out... it's more fun if not everyone reads it, and only some remember it
     
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  13. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone see that line we just passed in the thread? There was a sign on it but BentAnat took us past it that fast i couldn't read what it said.
     
  14. Mattmc91

    Mattmc91 Well-Known Member

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    ^This.
     
  15. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    rofl... yeah... i saw it... ignored it...
     
  16. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    Ya, I saw it! It said: "Don't washed for half a year" :hehe:
     
  17. dactone

    dactone dact-one

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    strap up ya jimmy in the city of sex.
     
  18. Picarro

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    Just don't leave this topic - or your porn folder open on the PC.. And if you have any LED's in your pc, unplug them. Girls don't really fancy bling-bling PC's ;)
     
  19. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    And for the love of god don't leave the PC on. I have my PC on 24/7 and once when (luckily it was a friend, not a potential girl) was over he suddenly asked if I were actually leaving the damn vacuum cleaner on for the night :D I'm so used to the noise, and actually get sleep better with the constant swoosh hiding random noises, it never even occurred to me people often shut their PCs off while sleeping.
     
  20. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    ..You can turn off PCs?
     
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