Windows God Damn Cryis makes my GC look ****

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by 12modderz, 21 May 2008.

  1. 12modderz

    12modderz L33T еÐ3!

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    I've got Crysis running on my 9800XT okay and the game kicks ass, but after watching some videos here http://www.cubed3.com/topic/23841/ I feel like my graphics are poo. Total poo.

    I'm tempted to get a paper job so I can run this game like its meant to played!


    (1280x1024/1280x960 @ Low Settings lol) The lower reseloution is for the level I'm on at the moment (Assault)

    Tim :wallbash:
     
  2. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    You shouldn't be playing Crysis if you're only (nearly) 13.
     
  3. acron^

    acron^ ePeen++;

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    Nor should you be using words like ****.

    In fact, what the hell are you doing up this late?
     
  4. Major

    Major Guest

    For a 12 year old, 10pm isn't late.
     
  5. koola

    koola Minimodder

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    Illiterate parents who can't read the game age requirement?

    Oh yes it is, 9pm was bed time for me at that age.
     
  6. GoodBytes

    GoodBytes How many wifi's does it have?

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    No support will be given for this game by us. And no more support will be given my me until you prove us all that you have uninstalled the game on your computer and broke the disk. You are under the game age requirement. You can't play this game.

    At 10 I was also sleeping at 9pm. If I stayed a bit more up, my parent would choppy me into pieces and have me for dinner.

    Your are too young to play this game, your eyes are not precise enough.

    More like your brother or parents video card.
     
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  7. mattthegamer463

    mattthegamer463 What's a Dremel?

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    Have you tried, you know, turning up the settings? On rare occasions that contributes to the overall visual quality of the game.

    What FPS you getting? Whats your rig? Give us more to work with other than your res and your card.

    PS, just dawned on me, is that ATi 9800 or a nvidia 9800? If the former then stop complaining, if the latter, start complaining more.
     
  8. oasked

    oasked Stuck in (better) mud

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    Wow, you guys really are condescending.

    If you've only got an ATI 9800XT I'm not suprised that you get terrible frame rates. When I bought Crysis I bought the game and a new graphics card. :lol:
    If you can convince your parents, an 8800GT is good - but you'll probably need a different computer to plug it into. :(
     
  9. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    i think you are the reason why people like jack thompson exist! granted, we don't think you'll go running off thinking you can kill koreans, but there's an age rating system there for a reason.
     
  10. Steve-0

    Steve-0 What's a Dremel?

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    i'd suggest sell the game, and wait again later till its 9.99$ - 19.99$ or w/e
     
  11. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Meet the age requirement, by which time the game will be able to run.
     
  12. Major

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    Well when I was nearly 13 I went bed 10pm - 12pm.
     
  13. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    tbh, i do vaguely recall being up at all hours sneaking on to the pc to play dune 2 when i was a kiddie. got busted frequently and punished with a spanking paddle.
     
  14. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    Bed! You were lucky to live in a house! When I was 13 we used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
     
  15. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    is that what goes on in cornwall nowadays? hehe x
     
  16. koola

    koola Minimodder

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    Lucky you!
    As did I... except for the paddle err :worried:
     
  17. mutznutz

    mutznutz Cos Ive got a beard u label me evil

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    Thats a typical Cornish life, cept there were 27 of us :D
     
  18. CobraMods

    CobraMods Gettin there slowly

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    sadly i have a 12 year old...and if she came out with "God Damn Cryis makes my GC look **** " or "kicks ass" i would take her pc away for a week until she learned to speak with respect and without the need to swear to try to get a point across.
    the terminology you use just enforces the point, your not old enough, not mature enough to be playing the game to begin with.. sell the game, take the money and put it aside for a new vid card, get the paper route and upgrade your pc as much as you can, then by the time your of age for the game it should be able to run full on.
     
  19. Dave Penguin

    Dave Penguin O hai.

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    The thing that gets me is that we shouldn't be the guys telling people to "wait til they're old enough" - where are good old Mum & Dad?

    The reason why violent games get a bad name (a la Jack "All Games are the spawn of satan" Thompson) are because at an age like 12, they do have a negative effect on peoples psyche and personality. However - the first people to complain when 9 year old Jimmy nicks a car, or 13 year old Katie blows up an orphanage are the kids parents... "Oh, well I blame this game, teaching my kid how to kill people". All the while the media doesn't dare blame parents, as it's far easier to use a faceless corporation as a scapegoat, than address the issue that people don't take raising children seriously enough any more.

    Best advice - Trade in the game for a copy of Viva Pinata.
     
  20. Dave Penguin

    Dave Penguin O hai.

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    Good lord... on second reading... do I really rant this much?!

    Where are my happy pills?
     
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