Googlisms...

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  1. MadSkunkBurner

    MadSkunkBurner What's a Dremel?

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    skunk is <-my fav.
    skunk is deadly
    skunk is gone
    skunk is when two males fight over a female
    skunk is considered the best
    skunk is the one familiar to most canadians
    skunk is a north american carnivorous mammal
    skunk is disoriented
    skunk is visible during the day
    skunk is intelligent and witty
    skunk is a carnivore best known for the offensive odor it produces from glands on either side of the anus
    skunk is one of the most widely recognized mammals
    skunk is adaptable to a wide range of habitats but prefers areas of open fields
    skunk is busy eating some rasin cookies
    skunk is just one more adventure
    skunk is strong
    skunk is to be truly loved
    skunk is what causes the deer to trust him
    skunk is extremely rare and in need of protection
    skunk is not a member of the cat family
    skunk is best known for its ability to cause an extremely unpleasant odor
    skunk is isolated in the detention facilities at the animal quarantine station
    skunk is more adaptable and lives in a variety of habitats
    skunk is rare in minnesota
    skunk is inside or outside
    skunk is unmistakable
    skunk is descented when young
    skunk is a snuffer type fitting that was developed by lars guck and guck
    skunk is much smaller in length - wtf?
    skunk is coal black with a white stripe from its forehead down to its nose
    skunk is reluctant to spray if restricted from getting its tail out of the way
    skunk is mostly nocturnal
    skunk is to live
    skunk is probably the best known
    skunk is a fat skater
    skunk is 6 foot 7 ½ inches without his shoes on
    skunk is frightened or cornered it will stand at bay
    skunk is a cat
    skunk is one of our more interesting mammals
    skunk is undeniably unpleasant; it has been known to cause nausea
    skunk is a boldly colored nocturnal animal whose defense is a very strong smelling spray
    skunk is currently the chief carrier of rabies in the us unusual behavior can be a sign that the animal is infected
    skunk is an interesting little fellow that is fascinating to watch
    skunk is found everywhere in the united states
    skunk is depressing and exhausting
    skunk is out
    skunk is of great benefit to farmers
    skunk is angry and ready to let you have it
    skunk is an expert in demolitions operations

    I never knew so much about myself...
     
  2. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    scary.... just plain fricking scary...

    and IT SAID IT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! ARGH
     
  3. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    Belgian dude to the rescue:

    Translation: acron is a little program which a list of acronyms

    -> It's clear that the sentence isn't complete :D
     
  4. CrOaKeR

    CrOaKeR Host warrior 4, Vengence!

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    cows

    apparently "cows is manufactured into butter and cheese" ? Nice to know innit! :D
     
  5. Liquid K9

    Liquid K9 Human programmer.. heh

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    fart

    so funny:
    :hehe:

    um.... how do they know that? did they take a survey?

    "Mam!, may I have a word with you, mam?!" -surveyist

    "Oh? sure" -woman

    "How often do you fart? hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, yearly or never" -serveyist

    *frown* -woman

    *waits for response* -serveyist

    *slaps surveyist with handbag, repeatedly until he falls to the ground* -Woman

    *repeats question* -Surveyist

    *gets passers-by to join in the beating of the surveyist* -Woman
     
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  6. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    Here's what it had to say about me:

    goo is nearly good
    goo is object oriented
    goo is here in 36
    goo is alright now
    goo is you
    goo is ranked first among all exclusively
    goo is the guitar builder
    goo is a new type
    goo is being designed by robey pointer
    goo is more interesting
    goo is more
    goo is better
    goo is available
    goo is better than your goo
    goo is unlikely
    goo is here in 36 goo is here in 36 days
    goo is alright now post a comment name
    goo is like rubber in a tube
    goo is an excellent adhesive
    goo is johnny because he writes the best songs i ever heard
    goo is the best product available for the treatment of your new tattoo
    goo is to human interaction as lubricant is to a piece of machinery
    goo is a world of fun
    goo is ranked first among all
    goo is de
    goo is an adhesive specially formulated with extra abrasion resistance and thickness to extend the life of all shoes
    goo is good
    goo is female; her high
    goo is not
    goo is often referred to as rubber in a tube
    goo is firm and set
    goo is clearly designed for and aimed at the non
    goo is its intense rival
    goo is to play with
    goo is probably unlike anything you have ever seen
    goo is the best professional tire sealant on the market
    goo is a very gooey blue mermaid
    goo is not fully mixed
    goo is a mass of small
    goo is similar
    goo is committed to quality service and quality products
    goo is happy to announce that we have now teamed with the number one online lava lamp retailer
    goo is nice
    goo is released and hits the charts with the success of the top five smash "name
    goo is chasing me
    goo is all of these things
    goo is het van essentieel belang dat alle deelnemers de classificatie
    goo is ontwikkeld om de onderwerpsontsluiting door wetenschappelijke bibliotheken gezamenlijk uit te voeren als onderdeel van het gemeenschappelijk
    goo is 100% free
    goo is the most magestical source of magic and energy in the world of gerg
    goo is a board certified optometric physician highly skilled in the examination
    goo is trying to be a bit static
    goo is proud to present you with five
    goo is always at the spout
    goo is placed in the temple in any one of four positions
    goo is still a major player here among the robot driven engines
    goo is much more than that
    goo is not about self
    goo is to bring these artists together to inspire
    goo is almost a zen
    goo is a protective fluid
    goo is associate professor / senior lecturer and the founding director of the llm in the corporate and financial law programme and a founder of the asian
    goo is the intention we are what we eat
    goo is that relentless flow of information
    goo is applied to the face
    goo is chairman of wimberly allison tong & goo
    goo is a dynamic
    goo is always greener on the other side
    goo is
    goo is the upgrade to kai's power goo
    goo is a classic name i grew up with
    goo is a substance that feels somewhat like a brain
    goo is sticky
    goo is a great fun tool that may have some serious application somewhere
    goo is a potentially deadly replication bomb
    goo is dangerous
    goo is focussed on perpetuating a fractal froth of interlaced personal and collective realities
    goo is not thread safe
    goo is more of a toy than a tool
    goo is pretty nice and well
    goo is easy to use and fun to boot

    Very odd - but I like the last one. They must have been talking to Mrs GOO ;)
     
  7. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    Translation:

    - a) goo is the essential importance that all participants the classification

    - b) goo is developed to commonly execute the design(...) by scientific libraries as a part of the common


    I don't understand "ontsluiting" so I couldn't translate it, lol, but it's sure damn funneh :D

    if there's anything else to be translated, you know where you can find me! :D
     
  8. Liquid K9

    Liquid K9 Human programmer.. heh

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    ROFL, thats seriously funny.
     
  9. MadSkunkBurner

    MadSkunkBurner What's a Dremel?

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    Scary...

    reefer is described as causing high school kids to become instantly addicted turning them into violent terrorists.

    Don't let your kids smoke pot :eeek:
     
  10. Hex

    Hex Paul?! Super Moderator

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    This one was far too long so it's been edited a bit:

    hex is essential for onset of mouse embryonic liver
    hex is cool
    hex is the only one in its row
    hex is a person who has been genetically enhanced to be able to enter his or her mind into the internet and roam around :worried:
    hex is a transparent marketplace
    hex is not a persistent environmental contaminant
    hex is worth two vp's
    hex is produced and released to the environment? it
    hex is dropped
    hex is difficult to trade; often a small cap dilemma
    hex is 000000
    hex is always appropriately dressed for her favourite nocturnal activity :lol:
    hex is simple :grr:
    hex is so big and takes up so much space that i seriously believe that no one would be willing to put up with it without getting paid :grr:
    hex is broken :worried:
    hex is better than the square
    hex is being attacked :eeek:
    hex is willing to advance the capital markets of the whole baltic region
    hex is occupied by troops from another nation the number of recruits arriving is halved in that turn
    hex is 99
    hex is completely sane :hehe:
    hex is not transferable but if you purchase your home after january 1 you may not be affected by the loss of the benefits from amendment 10 until the next year
    hex is very cheap at the moment :eyebrow:
    hex is freeware
    hex is now vacant
    hex is quite capable of defending himself
    hex is taken from the pile and placed adjacent to the new
    hex is now at capacity so removals stop
    hex is rolling but it has rough markings
    hex is een abstract bordspel
    hex is in position to destroy the earth's eco
    hex is destroyed if the hex is reduced to rubble
    hex is a little ill
    hex is essential :D
     
  11. Liquid K9

    Liquid K9 Human programmer.. heh

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    of all of them, hex, yours is definitely the best.. I almost fell of my chair when I read this:
    I'm slightly worried at the thought of this though:
    :worried:
     
  12. penski

    penski BodMod

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    i'm still the only one to have a PERSONAL reply :p

    *n
     
  13. ZapWizard

    ZapWizard Enter the Mod Matrix

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    I only have one!

    zapwizard is trusted by

    But it doesn't say who!
    Actualy the link is from epinons.com

    zapwiz gets:
    zapwiz is 3690
    But this is not me.

    My real name doesn't get anything.
     
  14. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    lol hex :D


    you've got a dutch one as well:
    hex is an abstract boardgame :lol:
     
  15. Will

    Will Beware the judderman...

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    LOL Relix cheers :D
     
  16. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    hehe np will, anytime :D
     
  17. MrDT

    MrDT fapfap

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    http://googlism.com/index.htm?ism=darren&type=1

    How true:
    darren is great on the fridge :naughty:
    darren is the pimp :rock:
    darren is such a big boy :naughty: :rock: :clap:
    darren is owner :rock:
    darren is the nicest guy you'll ever meet :)
    darren is a star :cooldude:
    darren is becoming increasingly drunk :worried:
    darren is so cool :hip:
    darren is a wonderful young man :clap:
    darren is the hero and he is a very realistically portrayed person :D

    and then:
    darren is equipped with the latest and most effective computer and software systems needed to stay on top :eyebrow: :wallbash:
     
  18. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    david is triumphant over goliath :rock:
    david is loved :eeek:
    david is the best damn hockey player ever :rock:
    david is so cool :cooldude:
    david is a webmaster :D
    david is born to be n°1 :rock:
    david is always good for good advice :hip:
    david is a funny guy :cooldude:
    david is burning :eyebrow:
    david is simply the best :D
    david is the perfect gentleman :naughty:
    david is under my thumb :eyebrow:
    david is god :D


    also, it seems "david" is a much used name on 18+ sites: http://googlism.com/index.htm?ism=david&type=1 (don't forget to check out the last line :eyebrow: ) ... :eyebrow: :worried:
     
  19. xen0morph

    xen0morph Bargain wine connoisseur

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    Sorry for the long post, Google has a lot to say about me :D

    :D
     
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  20. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    So, what are you using your new aquistions for..... :D
     

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