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Guess my B-Day Pressie!

Discussion in 'General' started by logan, 25 Apr 2005.

  1. Coutsos

    Coutsos What's a Dremel?

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    That would have to be the coolest guess I've seen here.

    My real guess:
    A whole crapload of candy?

    My fake guess(es):
    Handes? Knife? String, or nothing!
    *gollum! gollum!*
     
  2. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    I'll say it again, just in case anyone missed the first time :D
     
  3. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    Lol what a blatent spammer Kenco :p We must be a real bunch of geeks because I reckon about 60% had '*****' come to their heads first.

    <A88>
     
  4. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    wouldn't such an association usually be more suited to perverts ? :) Or are geeks and perverts intertwined ?

    When the guy readys this thread, then opens the tube, he's gonna be so disappointed :) I'll bet its something reeeeaaaaallllllllyyyy ****!
     
  5. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    I drew you a handy venn diagram
    [​IMG]

    :D
     
  6. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    You're just asking us to mod that into a pair of overlapping breasts aren't you? :sigh:

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  7. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    lmao emzay :)

    wtf a88?
     
  8. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    I don't know what kind of breasts you've seen but mine certainly don't 'overlap' :eyebrow:
     
  9. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    (< )( >)

    anyway,

    what was the pressie
     
  10. keir

    keir S p i t F i r e

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    aghh i was gonna say that
     
  11. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    I think it's 6-7 logs of firewood and a tiny note saying "HAHA!"
     
  12. dead_man

    dead_man Confucious say: WTF???

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    giant cold cathode?
     
  13. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    and just think, you hang out here...

    i think its just a hollow tube
     
  14. Godboy_g

    Godboy_g What's a Dremel?

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    It's 24 bottles of beer stacked vertically. Maybe with peanuts as packing material?
     
  15. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Sigh.

    Could be fork handles?
     
  16. fivecheebs

    fivecheebs Dont panic!

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    rofl kenko ... cant you tell its wasted on these young'uns :hehe:
     
  17. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    i reckon its not wrapped at all, thats it, and its for pole dancing.
    Are you a pole dancer by any chance?

    or a digeridoo, I got a digeridoo a few years back and i was like "wtf?" as I was unwrapping it

    well then theyre obviously not big enough :eek:
     
  18. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    could you change that to forums.bit-tech.net please - the staff aren't a bunch of perverts! :( :p

    I think that someone's been down to the student union and stolen a load of pint glasses, stacked them and then wrapped them. They're not going to be full though.
     
  19. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    If breasts were to overlap (eg like a venn diagram) then it would suggest one was significantly bigger than the other in order to 'overlap' and/or they were very saggy and you could tie bows with them. Getting a cleavage isn't the same thing :p

    That's not what I heard!! :jawdrop: :hehe:
     
  20. Hwulex

    Hwulex What's a Dremel?

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    Don't worry, fork 'andles was the first thing I thought of when I saw your post but this is the first time I've opened this thread. :idea: :D

    I recon it's skis.
     

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