well i'd say if it was coming out of you bum you DO have a bush problem....should be the other side if i remember my G/F correctly
Uhm just go as hugh hefner ! a good reason to convice some girly-friends of yours to dress up like a playmate.. or should I say dress down. L PS; I know I'm a genius
Go as a surgeon. you could have blood all over the mid section and over his gloves. be sweet. If you dont like gore then go as captain morgan
i went as a stick of dynamite when i was 7... lol i got a bunch of red fabrick and my mom sewed it into a sircle and we cut armholes, and i pined a large piece of rope (thick not long) to a red stocking cap.
Did this on Friday It was a last minute notification thing, had no time to do a proper costume, was a bit weary though, was expecting to get lynched...
Holy cow! I hope not.... At least he's in a pretty cool costume instead of something lame. I mean at least a gorilla is tough and cool, instead of say a ladybug or a duck, or a bumble bee (yes there was a little boy dress as a bumble bee, kinda reminded me of the old candlebox video )