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  1. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Mmmm biscuits

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    Iv had a tooth removed by a denist, dose that count?

    Have you ever knock boots with your partner on the kitchen table?
     
  2. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    yes, tables seem to be good for excersize somehow :D

    Have you ever been wrongfully accused of something serious?
     
  3. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Yes. Some turnip at school said I'd stolen a moped. I wondered what the hell was going on, as I got pulled out of a history lesson by the head of year. I couldn't say much, as I was dumbfounded at the time!

    (I'll try again)

    Have you ever.. shouted so loud it made your ears ring?
     
  4. Farmboy UK

    Farmboy UK Hungry for knowledge

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    Unfortunately not.

    Have you ever been burgled?
     
  5. modgodtanvir

    modgodtanvir Prepare - for Mortal Bumbat!

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    Yes. At a cricket match.
    EDIT: Damn. Late again. I was once burgled in Leicester, by a small chinese boy in a blue t-shirt. He stole my CD when I turned around.

    Have you ever had that sensation where time slows down as you think about doing something stupid, that you would never do, but you can feel the adrenaline surging through you, urging you to do it?
     
  6. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Yes. Several times while on drugs. Also shoplifted. And been burgled. Not had a tooth knocked out, but have chipped one.

    Have you ever illegally fired a gun?
     
  7. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Mmmm biscuits

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    No, iv got a license.

    Have you ever fouled in a fish tank, either vomit or other fulids, possibly solids?
     
  8. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Umm.. no.

    Have you ever.. had anything put up your backside?
     
  9. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Yes.

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  10. Fishlock

    Fishlock .o0o.

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    Luckily, no.

    Have you ever felt sexual feelings for anything not of the Human race?
     
  11. Daniel114

    Daniel114 What's a Dremel?

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    yes, Aqua Marina, wooden and a mermaid

    Ever shouted something out without thinking?
     
  12. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Jesus, is that you?
     
  13. Brett89

    Brett89 Minimodder

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    Have you ever been rejected for religious reasons?
     
  14. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Mmmm biscuits

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    yes, throw out of a church when i started questioning the bible...

    Have you ever felt as if you have eatten your own weight in Haribo?
     
  15. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Yes. I am a gnome and only weight 784 grams though.

    Have you ever fallen over in public and not got up because you were too embarrassed?
     
  16. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    No

    have you ever been disgnoised as mentally ill even though you know that your not and that everyone really is out to get you?
     
  17. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    No.

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  18. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    No

    Have you ever been arrested?
     
  19. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    no, but I did inform them that they're front tyre was flat. They weren't happy Bobby's

    Have you ever dined and dashed?
     
  20. Ramble

    Ramble Ginger Nut

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    No.

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