erm, a member of a motorbike forum who suggested cleaning the rust from brake disks by using WD40 Brakes + WD40 obviously not a healthy combination Have you ever had an accident or injury as a result of stupid activity??
If so - call Moroniclaim Direct, on 0800 421.... Oh... wait... Yes - I've not just burst but fully PIERCED an eardrum before. When very young, putting a comb (with a sharp handle) in my ear, and parading about pretending to be an Alien. And promptly falling over. I'm lucky it didn't destroy what little brain I have! Have you ever called a support line just to see what they do? Like for example calling Jaffaholics Anonymous, just out of sheer morbid curiosity?
I once called F.R.A.N.K. and asked to speak to Frank. I claimed that he had borrowed my lawnmower and needed to return it so I could harvest my grass the following morning. If I wasn't drunk I would be dying of guilt.... Have you ever sang along to an advert?
"MOOOOOONNNNNNPPPIIIGGGGG dooottt coooommmmm!" Oh yes! Most certainly! Have you ever purposely made someone cry?
No that's not very nice... Have you ever had an insect fly straight into your ear and manage to get all the way down to your eardrum? e-points if it was a mayfly.
I'm afraid not... being intensely arachnophobic, and also pretty "anything else small, creepy, crawly or buzzy phobic", I tend to stay away from such things! Have you ever had to agree with your boss, knowing full well he was wrong, but that you'd be in lots of trouble if you disagreed?
ped typing, left work, went home to see your dog (who is very old ) cycled back to your flat, had a pee, turned on your pc and then finished typing?
No, but I've needed one so badly I could barely move enough to get off the bus. On the topic, have you ever had a dream about peeing then woke up on the very brink of it actually happening and had to literally run to the bathroom?
Yes, quite a few times. Have you ever applied and taken a job at PC world because you thought it would be ok afterall because the company has changed a lot in the past few years and a few people you know work there and enjoy it, only to quit 3 weeks later because meeting and greeting is not a good way to use your computer knowledge, especially where there are people who know half as much as you on the shop floor selling? Edit: Rant continued: Also you are expected to go to the fosse park store in leicester (about 40 miles from me) everyday for 2 weeks for training for a part time 20 hours a week job, I don't bloody think so. I am applying for tescos .
Yes! And I am very proud. I didn't grow the wheat or anything. But it tasted really good! Have you ever tried Thai food?
I've had Thai buffalo wings, I didn't like them but not real thai food Have you ever gone camping (3+ days)
yes was flying thai airlines (or something like that it was definatley thailands national airplane company) and for dinner they offered chicken or lamb and i went with chicken and she said it was lil hot, it was like sticking bits of dynamite in my mouth. have you ever wonder why people exagarate.... a lot
Probably to make money, reduce their work load, for a laugh, for the sake of opportunity, to try and get someone to do something, or to get laid.... or for cookies. Have you ever read the whole of the old testament of the bible?
It could be said that i have met many foxy cracks, but it would be nasty to refer to those girls that way. Have you ever typed something that probably won't make any sense to most of the people that read it?
