I've never kissed any chip, electrical or potato The other week i find out about a guy that humps his car's exhaust, and now i find out another guy is kissing his southbridge Have you ever thought to yourself "damn this hardwood is so bloody hard!?!?!"
no, cost too much for me and im more intersted in googles android phone have you ever been involved in a criminal investigation
No, not an active one. Although I'm pretty sure that I have an FBI file. Have you ever eaten the worm at the bottom of a bottle of mezcal?
Nope. Don't like alcohol in general. Have you ever ghetto rigged something on a car? (i.e. my bumper was held on by electrical tape for a while)
yep the metal wire that attachs the interior door lock to the locking mechanisim snaped and was fixed with bluetak until recentley (had to replace the mechanism which included a non-broken wire) have you ever slept with a mates sister/brother
yeap the ignition cables (or something) somehow worn through so i soldered some cables together, waiting until they got fixed (they're not fixed yet!) have you ever been stung by bees like 5 times in a row?
No, and no. I have been stung less than 5 times by bees. Have you ever (oh no, I can't think of anything...!) accidentally slammed a door into someone?
if by someone, you mean myself then yes have you ever needed emergency surgery (i have, dislocated one of the bones in my wrist and was streathing all the nerves that was about 5 years ago, and its still not right)
err not really I dropped a weight on my face which split my lip in two when I was in 6th form. Had to get stitches straight away and witout anesthetic because I’m super tough... and scared of needles Ever caught a house mate in the act of procreation?
Sorry to interrupt... But are you saying you passed up on an anaesthetic which is administered by a needle because you are scared of needles only to have some doctor repeatedly poke a needle through your skin to sew your stitches... With a needle. I fail to see your logic Actually I may as well continue: No, I have never dropped a weight on my face and split my lip. Have you ever been at a complete loss as to what these leet people are saying? "WTF TSFU man". Seriously... What does that even mean? It's lazy nonsense!
I actually had to look up TSFU on google... its something about ugly... and I had two stitches in my lip so total needle count: 2 If id had anaesthetic, total needle count: 3 So beat that logic!
With anaesthetic it would have only felt like one needle, hence the needle count would have been one.
Have you ever dreamt you heard one of your friends crying, and couldn't reach them, only to wake up and realise the noise of her having sex was what caused your dream? God I hate camping next to those two...
I'd hate camping with those two aswell, if i was just a third wheel with no date Have you ever been to a hardware store such as this: This isn't a chop, go check the website to confirm. I haven't been to the website tho, as i wouldn't type that into my browser And yes, the guys working there were a little too polite & high pitched, if you know what i mean.
Someone violated them with a hammer drill perhaps? No, I've never been to one of those places... Have you ever been violated with a hammer drill?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING UP THE HAMMER DRILL ACCIDENT! Gah! That's five more years of therapy to exorcise those demons from my mind again! Have you ever told your girlfriend you need more time to yourself, and actually used the excuse "I just need some more time to complete (insert game here)" or "My Science Blaster on City of Heroes can probably make Lv50 by next month if I put in a few hours". AND Have you ever realised how much you truly love someone when they then say "Oh, of course! That's no problem! If it's that good - do you have a trial period code free? I might give it a try too!"
