No, but I have jumped out of a plane many times. Jumping out of windows is just stupid. Have you ever walked somewhere on autopilot, only to suddenly realise that your going in completely the wrong direction?
Yes, coming out of Sainsburys and walking to the car, only the car's at home. Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked yourself, "Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be looking at me" ?
Yes, out of a first onto solid ground, and off the roof of a 2 story building, but that wasn't from standing. Fourth onto a big mat about a meter thick. Have you ever had an object go straight through you i.e. through your hand/foot/arm/neck? (not piercings)
Yes. Many years ago. I tripped and fell onto an upright exposed 4" nail which went straight through my right hand. Still have the scars from this accident. Hurt like crap pulling my hand off afterwards (it also bled an awful lot). Have you ever sent revealing pictures of yourself (by MMS) to your girlfriend only to realise afterwards that, d'oh, you sent them to someone else instead?
Nope. But a friend of mine thought he would be show me some pictures on his mobile that he took of himself in the bathroom...you can imagine what some of them where, the one I wasn't ready for was the one of his going for a dump. Strange person, don't really see him anymore. Have you ever been sent a pay slip for 68p? (For some reason I got one today from PC world, haven't worked there for 2 months said I was £22 something down, and then £22 something in holiday pay, so I end up with 68p pay, strange)
yep onto my garden, twisted my ankle pretty bad. at least it made good on my claim 'grounded my arse' have you ever had a pres up competition in a take away? i ask because i've had several, and i think its quite weird
No. Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked yourself, "Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be looking at me" ?
I can't say that I have, but I do have an incredible sense of Deja Vu right now... Have you ever spoken to someone without realising who / quite how important they were? (I have. Got out of a heated debate on a conference call, for my manager to tell me "Urrm... well... good job for sticking up for our side of things, but you could have been a little less stubborn on the point. You do realise he is the CTO of [insert name of big, famous company we're currently forging deal with and not allowed to talk about]". "Oh. Bugger.")
Yes i once held the door for the late James Brown in Atlanta airport, without realising who he was (i was about 14 at the time) however my dad soon corrected that and we have pics to proove it. Have you ever spent hours trying to install software only to realise you are using the 2nd disc instead of the 1st one?
YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that! Have you ever caught yourself singing to yourself? Bonus points for it being something truly embarrassing. I just caught myself at work sining George Dawe's song "Thank you Baked Potato"...
I sang 'Shaddup You Face' once, quite loudly. My chemistry teacher was in tears when she caught me... For those who haven't had the pleasure: lol. Have you ever eaten a slice of cheesecake and been heavily reminded of our antics on here?
I can't even look at cheesecake without thinking of bit-tech scarred for life I even once groaned "cheesecake" when i had just finished some frisky business! Have you ever used duct tape, to actually seal ducts?
I know someone who did. We disowned him. Have you ever walked into an emergency room and a member of the staff recognized you on sight?
Quite often in the last year! Sucks to be on a first name basis with the ER staff. Have you ever spent 1/2 the day installing Vista and Office and waiting for the "updates" to finish? John
yep! when i installed my computer I spent all day installing software and all the updates. have you ever gone to get in your car to drive and sit in the rear seat instead? I did that the other day after work. I dont know why I did that. I'm walking up to the car and open the rear door and sit down and im like "WTH am I doing?!" . So I quickly get out and get in front seat. And then the next day I just about did it again. lol
lol, nope I don't think I have done that. Have you ever seen sparks fly out of an electronic device whilst you were operating it?
No, but I have turned around and walked into metal poles, people and a shelf of wine at our local Safeway's (obviously I was quite young then). Then ended up with an interesting mess on the floor Have you ever got up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to a one day event that you aren't even riding in? I don't see 5 o'clock that often. I haven't been missing much
I once woke up to 5 o'clock, simply for the pleasure of being able to go back to sleep again Have you ever killed the mood in the bedroom, by simply bursting out laughing?
