Have you ever......

....wtf... no

Have you ever wondered why you would want to slap a teacher's ass?

 

uhh no TSFU

have you ever wondered how people hack/ crack? (as in code hackers and internet security)

 

Indeed. In particular the whole cracking of codes from WWII.

Have you ever spent more than your monthly pay in a foreign currency?

Joe

 

Probably on holiday at some point... I don't get paid much anyway...

Believe me when I say I know some fine teachers...

Have you ever been to a safari park?

 

I've been married to one since 1975! end of comments here except to say "Yes it was fun".

John

 

Lol that works then.

keep in mind though that i am a uni student so the view point is a wee bit different....


Yes i have been to a safari park. pretty fun.

Have you ever been to a doctor/dentist and had them say "oops"?

 

Yes, my Mum knows my dentist and his wife (who is the dentist receptionist) very well, so he just did it as a joke when I was getting my knocked out tooth properly set back in place and de-nerved so it didn't go black. Weird procedure, drill a hole in the back of the tooth and take out the nerves then fill it with little red sticks and fill up the hole.

Have you ever knocked out any of your teeth? And if so, have you had it forcefully pushed back into an already healing gum after a long wait in A&E? (Ninja Edit: I have a feeling that I already asked this...I'll check)

 

Nope, but I have had chipped teeth.

Have you ever had a beach bonfire?

 

Nasty question, nope.

Have you ever fallen out of bed when sleeping on the top bunk.

 

Only the once, but it was more like rolled out by a parent

Have you ever wondered what goes through peoples minds when they ask retarded questions?

Joe

 

All of the time. It hurts.

Have you ever been or met a millionaire?

 

I've met plenty of millionaire's... had rides in a lot of nice cars as well...

Not one myself though.

Have you ever urinated indoors, but not in an area really designed for urine?

 

Sort of - I've peed out of a window, if it counts. I've heard tales of people relieving themselves in a plantpot, behind the tv or in the fridge.

Have you ever worn clothing designed for the opposite sex?

 

I wear guys jeans all the time. And guys boots. And guys work shirts. They fit the best and womens clothing wears out to fast in my line of work.
Have you ever been pinned to a building by a car?

 

No


Have you ever been hit by a car???

 

Once. And it was an old man in a Toyota Prius coming out his drive... Didn't hurt since it was at like 10mph, but my god are those things hard to hear...

Have you ever jumped from one moving vehicle to another?

 

No. However I was in the back seat of a pickup and the driver and my sister changed drivers while going 90 mph....and played poker. :|
Have you ever put 20 grapes in your mouth?

 

Nope, but I have put 16 marshmallows in there, man they are hard to chew when there's that many.

In that regard have you ever filled your mouth with as many marshmallows as you could?

 

I did once and I lost count.

Have you ever swallowed a tooth, only to see it again later?

 

Lol. Sounds like fun

I did once stuff a handful of marshmallows in my mouth... I couldn't breathe so I decided to share a few Forgot to count though...

And lol no, I have never swallowed a tooth.

Have you ever managed to read every Harry Potter book, beginning to end, in one weekend? (Because I have Welcome friends... to summer boredom )