HAY TIM!!111

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  1. olv

    olv he's so bright

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    This is a thread dedicated to all the stupid little sayings and phrases that will never fail to crack you up.

    My favourite of the moment is:

    "Does your face have a pelvis?"

    haha

    So what tickles your fancy?
     
  2. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    "Slap upside the face..."
    "Feel the burn"

    I dunno why, but things regarding your face, and other stuff - is just funny (to me). Its the word, "face" imo. Its the only part they all have in common[/sherlock holmes]
     
  3. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    You're crazy but I love it, haha
     
  4. bloodcar

    bloodcar Minimodder

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    My favorite quote is...

    olv is new
     
  5. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    yeah, that's a pretty high ranking one at the moment. :D
     
  6. TMM

    TMM Modder

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  7. acron^

    acron^ ePeen++;

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    Is and forever shall be :clap:
     
  8. RotoSequence

    RotoSequence Lazy Lurker

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    Its Jesus, LOL
     
  9. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    yes, LOL
     
  10. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    "Holy Rusted Metal Batman" will always crack me up
     
  11. Leeum

    Leeum What's a Dremel?

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    Yes! :D
     
  12. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    Don't know if it fits in here, but it never fails to crack me up...

    "If you fall in love with two shining eyes, be sure to check it's not the sun shining through the hollow head"
     
  13. MonkeyTurnip

    MonkeyTurnip What's a Dremel?

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    Mines is

    Mate: you Homo!!!
    Me: no...... i live with at my parents
     
  14. ArtificialHero

    ArtificialHero We were just punking him sir!

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    "CBA dancing with you TBA"

    legendary.

    also

    "wow, look at that shooting star! ahh, no, it's just a regular star."

    AH
     
  15. olv

    olv he's so bright

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    haha, i love these because they make absolutely no sense to anyone who's not in on it :D
     
  16. acron^

    acron^ ePeen++;

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    "Not a good tooth to gum ratio"
     
  17. olv

    olv he's so bright

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    :D

    <3 Stuey... or is it Stewie?
     
  18. c.cam108

    c.cam108 Minimodder

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    "teh interwibble"

    "there has been some unpleasantness here"

    "oui, tres"

    Mixing french in with english is always good. I sometimes thow in some german for good measure.

    For example:

    Friend: "tu est ein bringing das camera a la football aujourd'hui?"
    Me: "Oui, je suis ein tres bringing das camera aujourd'hui."

    Always worth a giggle.

    _C
     
  19. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    "Boom! Headshot."

    For some reason, when someone says it in a conversation (outside of a game) I just crack up.

    "Face like a slapped arse" - Always good for describing those with interesting features.
     
  20. Monkeyboy

    Monkeyboy Minimodder

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    "Jesus and I love you"

    "What's for comida, G?"

    "ooohhh, this is really hard to do after six sour cream burritos..."
     

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