This is a thread dedicated to all the stupid little sayings and phrases that will never fail to crack you up. My favourite of the moment is: "Does your face have a pelvis?" haha So what tickles your fancy?
"Slap upside the face..." "Feel the burn" I dunno why, but things regarding your face, and other stuff - is just funny (to me). Its the word, "face" imo. Its the only part they all have in common[/sherlock holmes]
Don't know if it fits in here, but it never fails to crack me up... "If you fall in love with two shining eyes, be sure to check it's not the sun shining through the hollow head"
"CBA dancing with you TBA" legendary. also "wow, look at that shooting star! ahh, no, it's just a regular star." AH
"teh interwibble" "there has been some unpleasantness here" "oui, tres" Mixing french in with english is always good. I sometimes thow in some german for good measure. For example: Friend: "tu est ein bringing das camera a la football aujourd'hui?" Me: "Oui, je suis ein tres bringing das camera aujourd'hui." Always worth a giggle. _C
"Boom! Headshot." For some reason, when someone says it in a conversation (outside of a game) I just crack up. "Face like a slapped arse" - Always good for describing those with interesting features.
"Jesus and I love you" "What's for comida, G?" "ooohhh, this is really hard to do after six sour cream burritos..."