LOL Headstones/Last Words.

Having been reminded of Spike Milligan's "I told you I was ill." I got to thinking about what I want on my gravestone.

EDIT:

"You Know What You Did, Prepare To Be Haunted"

Any more ideas?

 

"Don't worry, it's only electricity"

 

IT WAS ME.

 

I quite like "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid",

but I think I prefer:

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are

 

What was the point of THRUSH, was it just to annoy chubby people

 

Scot free!

 

Changed my last words...

 

[/LIFE]

 

If you can read this your wearing an aqua lung...

...or my family lied about me being buried at sea.

 

"Nobody will find me here"

 

"Boy, it's dark down here!"

 

'Oh, and another thing...'

 

Finally some ****ing peace.

 

"I only went for a nap!"

 

"Aren't you supposed to wait until I'm dead?"

 

"To whom it may concern. Where were you all my life? Thanks for nothing!"

 

"Thanks for everything you did for me. Including this."