News Heather Mills wanted to be Bionic Commando

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  1. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    ha.. God I wish she'd just dissapear from the public eye...
     
  3. xaser04

    xaser04 Ba Ba Ba BANANA!

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    Shes one to talk about charitable donations the money grabbing attention seeker. (I have edited this from what I really wanted to type).
     
  4. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Tbfh. Even though it's the Sun, I'd be more inclined to believe them than her.

    She's always been a money grabbing nutjob. A brief glance at her previous activity shows this to be more than true. Hell, it even shows that her 'charitable work' is about as well researched as some of the medical advice on the net.

    I hope she fades from the public eye, and quickly.
     
  5. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    I'm sure that would have made the game even more of an epic fail.
     
  6. TomH

    TomH BELTALOWDA!

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    Exactly, who would buy a game that starred Heather Mills? Unless it was Postal 3 or something...

    Sod-knows what she was thinking approaching game developers.. Take your money and disappear, love. You can keep it, but you aren't getting any more fame.
     
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    Zurechial Elitist

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    ...because a bionic leg would be SO much cooler... :rolleyes:
     
  9. Ape

    Ape Suck my barrel

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    Makes me cringe thinking about her slithering her way slimy way into deals with people.

    She needs to go away for good.
     
  10. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    oh come on she might have made a good bionic commando. Fair enough she always come's across as being slightly unstable but putting a folded beer mat underneath her should fix that.
     
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  11. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg What's a Dremel?

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    :hehe:

    one shouldn't laugh but :hehe: i just can't help it.. :hehe::hehe:
     
  12. dylAndroid

    dylAndroid is human?

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    Grindhouse?
     
  13. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    LOLLLL
     
  14. itazura

    itazura PAWAA GURABU DAISUKI, YABAI DESU YO

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    haha, some classic posts in this thread :D
     
  15. perplekks45

    perplekks45 LIKE AN ANIMAL!

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    This thread wins the internet.

    She is epic, fail, but epic.
     
  16. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    Coming soon: Bionic Commando, starring Vin Deisel, Keanu Reaves, and introducing the Reverend Al Sharpton.
     
  17. Bonze

    Bonze usually befuddled

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    Was Abu Hamza not available?
     
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  18. karx11erx

    karx11erx What's a Dremel?

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    I think there's only three persons of relevance in that women's universe: Her, Heather and Mrs. Mills.
     
  19. Dreaming

    Dreaming What's a Dremel?

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    im sure there's some football games that have benefited from affilitiation with david beckham. especially in eastern asia he is a legend, anything with his name on sells like sugar off a spoon.

    I shouldn't laugh, but I did :D
     
  20. Javerh

    Javerh Topiary Golem

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    "Can you think of a single game that's definitely benefited from being endorsed by a celebrity?"
    Madden, Tony Hawk, Tom Clancy and all of Sid Meier's games for example.
     
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