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Education Help me creep out a girl

Discussion in 'General' started by Parge, 6 Feb 2014.

  1. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    At work we have ‘wooing week’ where you sign up and get a person to woo for the week. No one knows who is wooing them til the end of the week.

    I want to turn this on its head this year, and use it as an excuse to be a total creep. I need some ideas for gifts I can give/things I can do to really creep a girl out.

    For Monday, I’m planning to give the girl a webcam as a present, along with a card saying ‘because I’m always watching you’ – now I just need ideas for the rest of the week.

    Ideas: GO!
     
  2. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    talk to her
     
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  3. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    maybe not.
     
  4. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    Quicklime

    Rope

    Shovel

    /Thread
     
  5. PauloWhysalli

    PauloWhysalli Confused.com

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    Coffin and Headstone??
     
  6. M_D_K

    M_D_K Active Member

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    Nothing says Creep like Asda Lingerie lol
     
  7. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Genuinely, I hope I never work at a place that does such things :eyebrow:
     
  8. Chairboy

    Chairboy I want something good to die for...

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    Poem:

    Roses are red
    My heart is black
    If you go for a walk
    You're not coming back
     
  9. benji2412

    benji2412 <insert message here>

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    You have to woo a colleague? As in flirt with them?

    How is this not a HR disaster?
     
  10. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Act like you'd bang a knothole in a doorframe. Chicks dig that.
     
  11. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    Ok, just for clarification, I want to 'creep her out' - rather than threaten to kill her.

    Also, my work is fun, and most of us are well adjusted enough to take a joke.
     
  12. benji2412

    benji2412 <insert message here>

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    That's going against the grain a bit....
     
  13. Margo Baggins

    Margo Baggins I'm good at Soldering Super Moderator

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    Time to grab my coat and leaf...
     
  14. wyx087

    wyx087 Homeworld 3 is happening!!

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    Go straight in with relationship talk. "so how do you see us in 10 years time", "how many kids would you want" etc

    caution: don't do this if she's desperate.
     
  15. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Everything is red
    RETINAL HAEMORRHAGE!

    That's always a good 'weird' love poem.
     
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  16. sandys

    sandys Well-Known Member

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    You could get her something like this with a card and comment 'how do you like your eggs fertilized in the morning' :D
     
  17. TheStockBroker

    TheStockBroker Well-Known Member

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    If you're Facebook friends and she or her pals have the app on their smartphones, you can give her a map of her tagged in locations and accompanying creepy text that makes out like you've been stalking her?

    Find someone with similar hair to hers and borrow a few strands... Grab some of the victims rubbish when she's not around. Include a sample of both and say you've been saving little bits of herself that she leaves behind
     
  18. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    I can't offer any suggestions but I am willing to appear as a character witness at your trial. ;)

    Gotta say though, it is most gratifying to see that you thought the best place to go for advice on creeping out girls was these forums. That's so TBBT. :D

    Also..
    LOL
     
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  19. damien c

    damien c Mad FPS Gamer

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    No advice but I am going to keep a eye on this thread.

    There is no way we could get away with stuff like that at work so you must work for a decent company.

    All we get is the higher up managers asking how we want to be screwed over each time.

    Back on topic though some of the ideas in here already have just made me laugh, and might even ask my sadistic brother in law for some ideas for you.
     
  20. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 It was funny when I was 12

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    This will not end well.

    On the bright side, you'll probably have some time off shortly to take a vacation.
     

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