I like this! With this tacked on the end..... "and the child" This is great too! This can be Tuesdays! Also, yes Grandads who all work in 1940s, its all sanctioned by HR, management etc, and both parties have to sign up. Last years winner wrote and sung a song and sent it via soundcloud to the girl he was wooing. I just think that creepier is funnier.
Yew know what I'm teak-ing? This thread is so Poplar, I figure it will be forever rooted in my memory. Acacia forget about it, I'll bring it up for you and you'll say, "Oh yes, that old chestnut". I'll pine for it when it's gone.
Give some films... like Maniac, Nekromantik, and May... along with a note about how they are some of your favorite romances. Perhaps along with a CD of love songs... which will actually be some extreme death metal or something similar.
Stab her a little bit. Too far? Wrap up a turd in cling film, tie a ribbon round it and leave it in her handbag with a photo of yourself wearing nothing but a child's nappy on your head.
Dick in a box? 1: "Cut a hole in a box" 2: "Put your junk in that box" 3: "Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it!" Box full of cockroaches? Box with a pig heart?
This remembered me of electric retard, where the guy freezes a turd and uses it to stab a random person.
Oh yes... the bug box is often a nice one Aftermath might really suck if they open it in the workplace though.
legitimately woo her and then say it was just a joke at the end of the week, breaking her heart actually this could be the plot of a rom-com
I'm gutted I missed this when active :-( , I'm naturally creepy, you could a totally gone extreme and got some pig skin from the butchers, found a tattooist with a sense of humor who is willing to tattoo her name on it, then sent in a package with a little added blood and a card saying "since it's woo week I thought I'd give you my most prized tattoo" Bucket full of duck vaginas explaining that in China they're an aphrodesiac. Nail clippings Pickup a finger or toe from your local medical school A box of deadly mushrooms with a card saying "you should get to know me, I'm a fun gi" Tube of vagisil "you seemed tense today" Tampons and food colouring "I thought I'd walk a day in your shoes" ............. Its really good I don't work at your place
I have just read this thread. I have a feeling that the other people in your office and the victim will not think you are as funny as you do. Yeah, they may laugh at the time out of social niceness but there will be a few awkward silences too. Are you trying to impress someone with this?
