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Discussion in 'General' started by Byron C, 6 May 2026.

  1. Byron C

    Byron C AKA “Sticky Equilibrium” on weekends

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    I work in town centre now, do you know what they’re called?
     
  2. Flibblebot

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    The pen shop in St Davids is literally called The Pen Shop
    The one in Royal Arcade is called The Pen and Paper
     
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    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Refillable double length cartridge and bottle ink is easy living imo, that's all I use now. I can't find the cartridge I use online ATM though. It's the one with a press-down metal tab. So its capacity is actually about 2 standard cartridges, unlike the syringe designs where half the length of the pen is wasted on the syringe plunger.
     
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  4. Byron C

    Byron C AKA “Sticky Equilibrium” on weekends

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    So… you’re telling me that they’re rather obscure and will be hard to find…? :lol:
     
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  5. ModSquid

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    Not being a tw@ and trying to swallow something as large as a pen cap that a) shouldn't be in your mouth anyway and b) has to go through several safeguards first - like your tongue - before getting jammed, will also put a stop to pen cap swallowing. Not directed at you, by the way. Just broadly including all children. Not that you're a child either. I'll stop there.
    You can get screw ones that are a bit smaller. But only a bit, mind.

    Way back in the dawn of time when I started at senior school, I used to grip a ballpoint so hard it dented my knuckles. I switched to a fountain pen for my papyrus and never looked back. For some reason, one day I decided to lever out the ball of the roll-on deodorant in my PE kit to see more about what it was. It bounced, with a hollow noise and had a seam around it. So I used some sort of awl to ream out a hole to see what was inside. Nothing, it turned out. Just a hollow plastic ball that no longer bounced because the shell tension had just had a hole put in it. I'm still not really sure what I was expecting.

    A minute or so later, my pen ran out, so the idea of a ball within a ball became suddenly fascinating. I think I was in English Lit doing Hamlet at the time, you see. So putting the shaky ball from my now empty ink cartridge (which I opened using a scalpel I should not have had in my pencil case at all) into the deodorant ball made a wonderful, if small, rattle. Obviously the scientific part of me took over and I wondered how long it would take to fill the deodorant ball with fountain pen cartridge balls and how many there would be. For this reason, I spent the rest of my fountain pen career avoiding ink that did not have a ball with it. In fact, I used to go nuts when I dropped a ball on the floor and couldn't find it. Inconceivably cross, as I then had ages to wait until I got through another cartridge. Sometimes I used to colour in pages of my exercise book to get there quicker. Parker cartridges were a no as they just had a crappy plastic nipple on the front. And at this point in time, we only had those funny metal and rubber squeezy reservoirs. For obvious school reasons, carrying a bottle of ink around was also a no, because people used to end up wearing it. And there's a reason we used it to give ourselves tattoos.

    In fact, the only downside to fountain pen ink is unless you get the special black-green stuff (and possibly some other colours I haven't discovered) that is almost indelible, any leakage in your bag results in you losing months of work. Even as an adult.

    But I digress. I eventually found out how long it takes to fill said roll-on deodorant ball full of ink cartridge balls. Barring a brief period where I forgot all about it and didn't use my fountain pen - maybe at university (can't remember), but more likely when I started work in an office and stationery was both free and anything shiny used to go missing overnight, so no point taking my pen to work - the answer is nearly four decades. I found this out within the last year when I could no longer squeeze any more in. So stage one complete.

    I have not yet opened it up to count them in order to satisfy stage two, nor have I thought of a way to do so. But I am happy I achieved this somewhat pointless milestone before it became a deathbed regret.

    I will of course, keep you updated if I manage to get to some sort of number.
     
  6. Pete J

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    This is one of the weirdest rants I've read in a while.

    No regrets though.
     
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    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    YO

    I DID THE SAME GODDAMN THING

    I gave up after collecting about 30, though. They were so tiny I couldn't fathom how much writing I'd have to do to actually fill a container (mine were in a medicine vial).

    I still wonder if you could just find the Chinese supplier that manufactures the teeny tiny balls, and buy an industrial quantity of them. I suppose....I suppose I'm a grown up now, and nobody can stop me doing that...
     
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    Pfft. Amateur. That's the trouble with you kids (and my ex) - no commitment. the answer is nearly forty years' worth though. I'll admit you didn't help your objective by choosing a fairly large container, so your milestone may indeed have been waaay further out than mine and/or more seemingly insurmountable.

    [​IMG]

    But in your case, it would be cheating. And you wouldn't get the same sense of satisfaction. My advice would be to restart your mission now and refuse to use a keyboard for basic tasks like "sending mail". You could also use an encyclopaedia and take notes, instead of Wiki-pasting. And offer to write the minutes up manually from our soon-to-be-formed fountain pen ball OCD club.
    :thumb:
     
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  9. Pete J

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    I REALLY like the idea of taking the minutes in a meeting and then posting the hand written messages. Kinda like an eff you to those now using AIs to take notes...
     
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  10. Byron C

    Byron C AKA “Sticky Equilibrium” on weekends

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    Whenever an incident is raised at work, our support teams use "AI" tools to generate summaries from the various Teams discussions/threads, and to summarise the calls where the incident is discussed.

    When I'm involved in these things, I can summarise the issue in a few minutes on a call and I can write it up within a few short paragraphs. No matter what the audience is; whether it's the 'dummies version' for senior management, or the highly technical people who know what the obscure error messages mean.

    But the "AI" summaries are an absolute unadulterated Gish-gallop of word-vomit.

    I refuse to read it. I quite literally do not have the time to read it.
     
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    I live in Wales, I work in Wales with Welsh people. AI can't understand the Welsh accent, and produces utter rubbish most of the time - it takes longer to edit into something useful than it would to do it by hand in the first place.
     
  12. Byron C

    Byron C AKA “Sticky Equilibrium” on weekends

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    Yet it doesn’t seem to struggle with some of the very strong Indian accents of people I work with…

    There’s a bit of a paucity of strong Welsh accents where I work, but that’s not unusual for a “fintech” company in Cardiff. Mine isn’t particularly strong because… various reasons… but I make a conscious effort to avoid “code switching” my accent these days. I did it for so long without even realising I was doing it.
     

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