LOL Help Request 1 : Things you see on a night out.

Hi

I'm requesting your input for a personal project. I'm looking to compile a list of 'things' you might see on a night out. Think 'eye spy' books and you'll kind of on the right track. Things can be physical objects, people, situations or whatever:

EG:

- Someone wearing a road cone for a hat.
- A cocktail containing a sexual innuendo in the name.
- A group on a hen night.
- Someone taking an impromptu guerrilla toilet stop.
- A menu item you have to google to decipher

They can be as specific or as vague as you like.

Help is much appreciated.

 

do you really need to make 3 threads? why not consolidate it all into one post?

 

Here'a a few I've spotted in recent years:

People having a BBQ on the beach.
Someone trying to argue with a bouncer.
A person in a morphsuit/hero costume.
Kids trying to get an adult to buy them drinks.
People jumping over benches/tables and trying to show off.
A lost/discarded item of clothing (coat, bag, shoe, hat).
A moped/cheap motorbike zipping around the streets.

 

people starting fights for no reason
people coked of their tits trying to cover up there "toilet exit"

 

Because in my sleep deprived state I was foolish enough to think that all the high horses around here were unoccupied.

My bad. Thanks for the contribution.

 

inflatable sex dolls or sheep

 

Floors as sticky as tar.

 

Drunks, punks and prostitutes;
Wheeler-dealers and drug dealers.
Party people, queuing nightclub sheeple;
Barred bozos trounced by bouncers;
City slickers snorting ounces.

Glitterati sipping bubbly;
Estate dwellers loud and fugly;
Shot slamming bar-propping steroid males
eyeing short-skirted squeals on teetering high heels.

Heads spinning round the track
chasing the haze, in a race
to lose themselves fastest in a sea of bass.

 

Awesome!

 

Awesome responses people.

Responses as rhyming couplets... I was NOT expecting.

Nexxo again, you raised the bar
For on this forum, you are a star.

You may well be whatever's Geek.
But your poetry has made my week.

Your rhyming-fu, is wicked strong.
Mine's more like, a Jedward song.

So thanks again, you bit-tech pro.
I'll stop right now.
It's time to go.

 

Random couples arguing for no reason other than they are drunk.

 

• Men in kilts... man in a kilt... just me in a skirt then?
• Calm police.
• Excited potential arrestees.
• Portable, open, external, four way - urinals - generally overflowing!
• Architecture raped - disinterested and horrid conversions into nightclubs.
• Neds in black shoes.
• Fencers in drag - usually only if the Rocky Horror's in town.
• A wood panelled snug.
• Cheep cars with expensive wheels.

 

Something else that just came to mind, women that are so drunk they will go to the toilet wherever they squat as they can't be bothered and don't have the strength to find a proper place to do it !

 

Floppy people with yellow coming out of them and dribbling down the pavement.

Blue flashing lights.

The beginnings of sorrow and remorse.

 

http://www.dougiewallace.com/9063/home/

His photos are mostly all of things you see on a night out. Don't say I didn't warn you! Some of it should cover what you are asking for quite neatly.

(This website may be considered a little bit NSFW)

 

A man who walks out of a nightclub and punches a random man who is eating a Kebab in the middle of the Street.

A Woman who works at Dominos Pizza walking around town at 11PM who is wearing a large Pizza Box costume with an offer printed on the front; men walking past her who shout "I'd have a slice of that!"

Two turkish men who work in neighbouring takeaway establishments having a massive argument in turkish.

 

Ah, Scotland!

 

People 'driving'.
People's front gardens looking nice and colourful. Trees in bloom. Swifts darting overhead. Sun burning the bottom of the clouds off. Other people out walking their dogs. I'm ok not seeing anyone really, just taking in nature on my walks out and about in the evening.

 

^^^ Stop all that wholesome crap right now!

 

I worked behind the bar of a club that had private fetish parties once a month, I met some great people but, what I saw, still need therapy, I thought the cross on the wall was religious...it wasn't, OUCH, that's gotta hurt