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LOL How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

Discussion in 'General' started by FuzzyOne, 4 Dec 2009.

  1. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Bears are cool until you have to share your scaffold 15 feet above ground in the dead of winter, -50F with Polar Bears looking for your lunch. Trans Alaska Pipeline 1976. Bicentennial frostbite
     
  2. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    Only 35 seconds for me :)
     
  3. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    At -50F, I think I might lure the bear over with my lunch just so I could curl up with it for warmth. :brrr:
     
  4. Gunter

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  5. Ryan Cooper

    Ryan Cooper It's been a long time.

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  6. Ryan Cooper

    Ryan Cooper It's been a long time.

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    Sorry- double post bug
     
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    dark_avenger Well-Known Member

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    just enough time to draw my lazer sword and make dinner
     
  9. LithiumDesign

    LithiumDesign 3dsMax User

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    Does this mean it will take who ever many seconds to eat you, if so lower is better.
    If i knew I was going to kick a bear in the bollocks, 1) I'd me on some sort of drug and 2) I'd bring a gun.:thumb:
    Sorry if I just ruined this all for you guys:sigh:
     
  10. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    I suck at manliness. But I win at answering questionnaires honestly.
     
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    Vigfus Born to be...

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  12. Voluntary_Pariah

    Voluntary_Pariah a Real Man™

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    pics or it didn't happen :D
     
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  14. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    Whilst in Canada 1989 I sat with a number of other squaddies and watched "when a bear attacks" video. a very well crafted piece of cinematography ..of a gentleman in a huge padded suit and a crash helmet ..provoking a gristly bear and then promptly laying on the floor until it buggers off… having gotten bored with biting him and not getting the desired “ouch stop, nooooo ouch… screammmm” response it was probably hoping to achieve.

    I was still unconvinced that laying down on the ground not moving whilst a bear mauls you a little bit before getting bored is a great idea.. especially since we in fact didn’t have huge padded suits and crash helmets at our disposal.
    On choosing partners for the adventure training I chose the biggest heaviest set chap I could see in our section … I might not have been the fastest runner in the forces during my service .. but I was quicker than Taffy.. I suggest if you attempt kicking a bear in its nadgers .. you take Taffy with you .. I can only assume he is even heavier set now and more likely to be caught before you….
     
  15. shigllgetcha

    shigllgetcha Come at me bro

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    well it asks questions about running so its time it takes to catch you, how long you can defend yourself and then kill you.

    but if you dont seem him coming up behind you, think your fecked. for some reason they didnt ask this lol
     
  16. Invictus.

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    54 seconds :)
     
  17. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    i beat the bear, for i am Chuck Norris!
     
  18. WarrenJ

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    idle hands
     
  19. crazyg1zm0

    crazyg1zm0 Well-Known Member

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    That cuck picture is wrong as its impossible to kick chuck in the balls

    EDIT: nice shop though
     
  20. Fisher.

    Fisher. partially impartial

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    The only reason it's impossible is because he doesn't have balls... they are two more fists.
     

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