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how shall i kill my mother?

Discussion in 'General' started by Mister_Tad, 22 Nov 2003.

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  1. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    i just got a new 17" monitor for a second monitor and i now have a 15" that is collecting dust so a friend and i have decided to kill it.

    he suggested making some sork of "incendiary device" and taking teh back off and putting it inside and putting the back back on and boooooom.

    but i wouldnt have teh faintest idea how to make one, with things readily availible form sainsburys. (i think that's all thats open this time of night)

    so does anyone have any other suggestions of an exciting way to destroy a monitor?? (without destroying myself mind you)


    (ahh the wonders of boredom :D )
     
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  2. penski

    penski BodMod

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    Connect it to the wires on poles in the street.

    *n
     
  3. samuelellis

    samuelellis What's a Dremel?

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    give it to me

    i could do with a spare monitor
     
  4. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    keep it :p never know when you might need it :p

    monitors are fecking dangerous things :)
     
  5. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    penski: i didnt think that would resuly in firey death, just blow a fuse. otherwise that may work

    samuelellis: i was considering selling it/giving it, but this was just far too tempting

    rtt: my uni often goes through monitors in teh computer labs and sells them off for peanuts so i can always get one.

    monitors are indeed dangerous things, yay!

    if i took it apart and then reversed the polarity on all (or just the biggest) capacitors and then plugged it in (outdoors) would that make a nice light show?

    edit: im blatantly going to get my internet account flagged for suspect terrorism, having just searched for "homemade explosives" on google :lol:
     
  6. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    don't go near those caps! :eeek:
     
  7. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    its not been used for several months, so i think it would be mostly discharged, maybe?

    edit: actually scratch that, i turned it on last night to check if it even worked, d'oh
     
  8. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    if fuses are a niggle replace them with nails....

    Don't they teach people anything at schools these days...
     
  9. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    ahh.. i'm good at this...

    do as Lorquis says.. short out the fuses... put a coin in one of the holes in the back (if you can fit one in..) plug it in and shake it.. :)


    turniong all the caps is a good idea aswell... just remember to discharge them first...

    watch out for the high voltage though!
     
  10. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    roll it down a hill
     
  11. Eyes in the Dark

    Eyes in the Dark What's a Dremel?

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    I beat my old monitor with a hammer......it was fun!
     
  12. hydrogen18

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    send it to me and let me give it 2500 VDC, guarenteed to fuxx0r it. As for explosives...try thermite, napalm(w00 w00), solidox, gasoline(ok not explosive but still pwns), fertilizer bomb, 10000000 round fire crackers, model rocket engines(about 20 of them, they get hot enough to cut sheet steel I have used them to do cut sheet metal for things b4), dunno what else might be good.
     
  13. ajack

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    Make sure you photo/film the results!
     
  14. Dogg

    Dogg What's a Dremel?

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    do what this guy did:

    linky


    hehe-- i've wanted to do that (cuz I am crazy like that) -- just don't have access to a monitor I wanna kill.
     
  15. penski

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    Drop it off something really high..

    *n
     
  16. ajack

    ajack rox

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    Introduce it to a hammer
     
  17. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    i was a forum member at afrotech mods for ages :s i way young...
    i was going to suggest the jacobs lader, or u cud just por petrol into the monitor.

    Also *cough*kazza search jolly roger cook book*cough*
     
  18. malcs

    malcs oops! i put a hole in the ***** :(

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    tell the US that osama bin laden is hiding in it :D



    should lead for some interesting fireworks....




    best hide about 50 miles away though... and tell all the neighbours to go with you.. apart from the ones you REALLY dont like...
     
  19. Eyes in the Dark

    Eyes in the Dark What's a Dremel?

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    big drill + flamable liquid + match = pulling a fight club!
     
  20. JazzXP

    JazzXP Eh! Steve

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    That's Mr. Hammer to you :p
     
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