How the Chinese grinch may screw Christmas

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  1. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    This is interesting. Not only does it show how interconnected the world has become, but I think this is the first time a political event overseas has the possibility of influencing the US consumer market (outside oil). Not only does China own the American economy, or at least it's debt, they now also say whether we get to have Christmas. :nono:
     
  2. outlawaol

    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    Sounds like the Olympic terrorist threat is at code red... Time to negotiate a "peaceful transition" so we dont loose our HDTV stream....
     
  3. Smegwarrior

    Smegwarrior Fighting the war on smeg

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    Santa wears red doesn't he?
    That means he is a communist! :jawdrop:

    Santa has a beard doesn't he?
    That means he is a terrorist! :jawdrop:

    Santa wears bulky clothing doesn't he?
    That means he is hiding explosives under them! :jawdrop:

    Santa says "Ho, ho, ho" doesn't he?
    NO he's saying "blow, blow, blow" and that red nose on Rudolf is the detonator button! :jawdrop:


    OMFG!!!! Santa is a commie terrorist that will invade our homes and blow us up! :eeek:


    :D
     
  4. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    ^^^ Demented. But funny. :D
     
  5. Smegwarrior

    Smegwarrior Fighting the war on smeg

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    Cheers mate. :thumb:

    Unfortunately that is the way the sheeple think thanks to the media. :duh:
     
  6. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    Of utmost importance is the prevention of attendance by the Dahlia Lama. There's just no telling what those Tibetans will do if they are allowed to bring their incense burners.

    :rolleyes:
     
  7. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    I guess the consumer madness got you too, then.

    Christmas isn't about presents, dammit!
     
  8. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Yeah, it's about the birthday of Santa Claus!

    No, wait... :worried:
     
  9. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    For most people it certainly is.

    For me, it's about getting as far away from people in general and famalies in particular and having a nice relaxing week off somewhere remote.
     

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