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How to commit suicide quickly

Discussion in 'General' started by GiGo, 14 May 2003.

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  1. GiGo

    GiGo was once a nerd.....

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    Just read this from here:

    1. Smack head on iMac

    2. Go into a fitness gym and comment on the member's small appendage.
    3. Hold breath, when you tern blue continue to hold breath until you tern white.
    4. Listen to Marilyn Manson at loud volumes until ears explode
    5. Watch the scariest episode of Goosebumps you have until you have a heart attack.
    6. Throw an AOL disk at a wall so it comes back and cuts your head off. (what a waste of a Frisbee)
    7.
    A. Lift up toilet seat
    B. Place Head in toilet
    C. Pull down toilet seat with speed
    D. Repeat steps A & C until dead.

    8. Glue your self to Windows until it crashes
    9. Do a fire dance under a space shuttle.
     
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  2. K

    K 528491

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    I don't mean to sound mean or anything... But that is shockingly unfunny.

    It's not like I'm in a bad mood or anything. Hell, I just laughed at 'Virgin' Mobile to my self (teehee...).

    :blah:
     
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  3. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    Don't let mdk seem them:eyebrow:
     
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  4. Gandi69

    Gandi69 Like to get busy wit fizzy..

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    Sorry but the last one is just wrong mate.
     
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  5. acrimonious

    acrimonious Custom User Title:

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    WOOT spam fest


    That isn't really that funny IMO
     
    acrimonious, 14 May 2003
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  6. delphia

    delphia What's a Dremel?

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    on the site it says "ways to quickly and cleanly" none of those are realy quick or clean.
     
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  7. acron^

    acron^ ePeen++;

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    Hmmmm.....not funny :grr: A little tasteless even.
     
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  8. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    haha!

    come on guys? you don't see the humor??

    ohwell.. i think those was funny! specially nr8.. :hehe:
     
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  9. buglish

    buglish What's a Dremel?

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    number 8 is good, but number 4...i'm still here :p
     
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  10. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    yeah me loves the windows one too :D
     
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  11. :Galokin:

    :Galokin: Guest

    FACT: its impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath. :nono:
     
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  12. cderalow

    cderalow bondage master!

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    kind of tasteless.... not to mention a spam trap....

    mind the doorz
     
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