How to Kill time at Walmart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' ... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!"
I think 1 has the best reaction although I think you may get some funny looks walking around with two dozen boxes of condoms.
16. Go to the toys dept. and setup a WWII battle scene using GIJOE and HeMan action figures. 17. Get a couple friends together and use the main isles and PowerWheels as a Lemans racing event.
I think flash mobs are a bit passé... at least that's what it looks like. Anyway, I'll absolutely have to try some things of this list once
OK OK, I just now at 2:30 AM got back from Wal-Mart. We pulled 1, 2, 9, and 14. It was so funny but it should all be dune when there are bunches of people in the store.
18. Grab a loaf of bread and tell the nearest person to you to "go long". wal mart sell bread right? Or play the "see what the biggest thing you can get into someone elses trolley without them noticing" game. Especially funny if the shopper has kids - guess who gets the blame....
Nah, best thing to do is grab a lighter, a can of propane, and a display model of one of their cooking grills (the smaller types, for camping). From there, all's you need is a bag of marshmellow's, and you're set! Invite a few people to roast with you, even some employee's... I've done that before at a canadian tire, can't figure out for the life of me why I got fired though...
I like the sound of #11, really interesting. here should be #19: Play CTF with you and your friends, at around 6:00 when all the wal-mart shoppers are buying stuff, and you must use the whole store, all products they have included to build a fort!
