How to Kill time at Walmart

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  1. Cerenkov

    Cerenkov What's a Dremel?

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    friends and I have done half of those at the new Super Wal Mart we have here. An announcement came on, and my buddy Scott (geek jr. extraordiaire :)) got down in a fetal position and started whimpering and rocking back and forth. Unfortunately, this was in the Christmas Decor department and a lady dropped the lid to a candle upon seeing this.

    We quickly vacated the scene.

    Then there was the overly large chirstmas balls and decorative treet hings that we used as "elephantitis and titties". We also went human bowling with people in the store.

    Good times.
     
  2. Lukethegreat

    Lukethegreat What's a Dremel?

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    I love those kinds of things. I've got someother good ideas.
    1.Throw random bags of chips over the aisles
    2. Start doing different streches in the clothing department (my friend does this alot in gap)
    3. Have one person hide in the close racks then have another friend walk up and look at the close racks. Then have the guy in the close racks jump out and start chasing the friend looking at the close. Many people will be confused.(my friend and i have also done this in the Gap)
    4. Buy very strange combinations of things ie. A pack of razor blades, condoms and then baby clothes. (be creative think up of some crazy stuff)
    i think thats all i came up with.
     
  3. scoob8000

    scoob8000 Wheres my plasma cutter?

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    We got kicked out of a walmart years ago for this..

    In sporting goods, you and some friends grab the line from a few fishing rods and just wander around the store as far as you can with them..

    Ironically we were at the store buying fishing line to go car fishing when someone had that brilliant idea..

    We were politely escorted out of the store after making our purchases..
     
  4. Lukethegreat

    Lukethegreat What's a Dremel?

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    hahahaha thats funny.
    my friend has a gorillla suit and he goes to walmart all the time with it. and one time he filled up a cart with bannanas and walked around the store hes been kicked out many many times.
     
  5. Dodge

    Dodge What's a Dremel?

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    HEADLINE : WALLMART BANS GEEKS, NOT CHAVS !
     
  6. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    #3's the best :hehe:

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  7. Samurai75007

    Samurai75007 What's a Dremel?

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    WooT... sorry for the repost
     
  8. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    bust open the emergancy doors.... so funny I did it by accident "in case of emergancy push open" yeah i pushed really really hard and they flung out with a bang.. hehehehehe :thumb:
     
  9. Cerenkov

    Cerenkov What's a Dremel?

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    Another true story... Hide porn scraps and adverts on the shelves and throw it into the back of pickup truck beds in the parking lots. it's great to wait around, pretending to put **** in your trunk, to hear the reactions.
     

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