LOL How to Shower

I found this when browsing the net and thought it was funny so its replicated here

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc..

4. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Rinse off.

13. Turn off shower..

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

15. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

16. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country..

17. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

18. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

4. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

5. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

7. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

8. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

9. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

10. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

11. Pee.

12. Rinse off and get out of shower.

13. Partially dry off.

14. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

15. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.

17. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the woo-woo sound again.

18. Throw wet towel on bed.

19. Turn Bedroom Tv on and let the air dry you

20. Shout for the wife to bring you a beer and the universal TV remote

 

have they been watching me? "woo woo".

 

I'm sure I've seen a video for this.

I still lol'd

 

I'm sure this is not the video

Sparks and Rita Mitsouko - Singing in the Shower


Very scary

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lol its pretty true

 

Yoouuutubbeee

EDIT: Why it no work?

 

Use the Youtube icon and past in the embedded link from the youtube page.

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paste this in

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qehxjub5lyo&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qehxjub5lyo&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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Fixed

 

DOH!

To think i've been doing it wrong all this time

Thanks capnPedro that deserves rep

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freakin awesome!!
i just tried this
as a pointer don't do everything in the man part you will get smacked

 

To make a youtube video take everything after the = in the original url and put it between youtube tags.

e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo

Take the bold part and put it between [youtube ] [/ youtube]

 

It's funny because it's true

 

Thanks Mr Krikkit