Education How to stop a cat from jumping up on you?

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  1. dogknees

    dogknees Minimodder

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    Brick

     
    dogknees, 19 Jan 2009
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  2. Infection

    Infection Gaming Fanatic

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    Smack the heck out of it, that was a joke, but as people said spray bottle.
     
    Infection, 20 Jan 2009
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  3. 500mph

    500mph The Right man in the Wrong place

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    500mph, 20 Jan 2009
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  4. tominated

    tominated What's a Dremel?

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    two cats strapped together creates perpetual motion
     
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  5. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Three or four cats strapped together would give a much smoother rotation... there must be a way to strap a heap of cats to a wheel, where the driving force is gravity = free & clean power!!! One of these setups under the hood would be cool, damn cheap running costs and you'd be the first person in the world that can actually say that "she purr's like a kitten" :hehe: They'd probably sound like 50 cats having sex actually :duh:
     
    mvagusta, 20 Jan 2009
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  6. Scirocco

    Scirocco Boobs, I have them, you lose.

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    Pfft, no one got the obvious solution: Cut off it's paws! (I jest.. really!)

    Another vote for the water bottle.
     
    Scirocco, 20 Jan 2009
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  7. dogknees

    dogknees Minimodder

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    If we could use them for air transport, it would certainly solve the bird-strike problem.
     
    dogknees, 20 Jan 2009
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  8. tominated

    tominated What's a Dremel?

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    you think too much
     
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  9. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    or a cat with a jam covered peace of bread attached to its back
     
    DXR_13KE, 20 Jan 2009
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