I accidentally duct-taped my balls to the table!

Discussion in 'General' started by Mother-Goose, 27 Sep 2007.

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  1. Sam0r

    Sam0r It's been a while

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    Finally! And it only took 5 hours!
     
    Sam0r, 29 Sep 2007
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  2. Mr.ME

    Mr.ME Minimodder

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    needs more cheesecake
     
    Mr.ME, 30 Sep 2007
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  3. oddball walking

    oddball walking ...!

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    [​IMG] aaarrrrrrrrrrrr couldn't agree more.
     
    oddball walking, 30 Sep 2007
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  4. GuitarBizarre

    GuitarBizarre <b>banned</b>

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    Quickly my friends! To the bathosphere, before the bacon melts itself into a lovely yet slightly sticky helicopter stalking its prey while the pack rests in the hilton stratoculumus nebula!
     
    GuitarBizarre, 1 Oct 2007
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  5. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    No!!

    Er, yes.

    Maybe.

    So, like, this is really great?

    And I said, you're like, really cool?

    And then she said, you're like, that person who knows stuff?

    And I said yes, I do like, know some stuff?

    And she said, I knew you, like knew some stuff?

    And then someone, like, came up and totally blew my head off?

    And she said, something cause I couldn't like, hear?

    And then I think she, like ran off?

    And then I think my body, like slumped to the floor?

    And then iirc, I like, bled everywhere?

    And then, like, an ambulance turned up?

    But it was, like, too late?
     
    kenco_uk, 1 Oct 2007
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  6. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    That's what she said!
     
    Hugo, 1 Oct 2007
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  7. oddball walking

    oddball walking ...!

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    It Is! Wow.

    In other news :lol:
     
    oddball walking, 1 Oct 2007
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  8. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    Been at the medicinal herbs again?
     
    Brooxy, 1 Oct 2007
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  9. Mother-Goose

    Mother-Goose 5 o'clock somewhere

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    This sounds vaguely family guy like - you seen that one where peter has all the crazy flying machines and keeps crashing into joe's house?

    Anyway, did you know racoons are allergic to diet coke? When I took the one that had previously been locked in my sock draw out for dinner it's tounge swelled up and it almost died, luckily it did not pass away from this. Unfortunately I reversed over it after the meal.
     
    Mother-Goose, 1 Oct 2007
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  10. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    Cellar door.
     
    will., 1 Oct 2007
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  11. Mother-Goose

    Mother-Goose 5 o'clock somewhere

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    Still not as good as the flying concrete fish tapestry ;)
     
    Mother-Goose, 1 Oct 2007
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  12. Poisonous

    Poisonous Incestuious

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    Donnie Darko
     
    Poisonous, 1 Oct 2007
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  13. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg What's a Dremel?

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    I'm stuck in a for loop all i typed was goto! Help....................
     
    steveo_mcg, 1 Oct 2007
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  14. naokaji

    naokaji whatever

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    try using if or else if if all else fails
     
    naokaji, 1 Oct 2007
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  15. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    If forums fail, reboot carrot.

    If carrot fails, change bunny for Badger.

    If Badger escapes, alert Ratty.
     
    kenco_uk, 1 Oct 2007
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  16. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    Code:
    Private Function Check_Forums_Not_Making_Sense

Dim x as String
Dim y as Integer

y = $get([url]http://forums.bit-tech.net/search.php?do=getnew).randthread[/url]

x = $get(y).randpost

If x = coherent Then

thread.locked = True
msgbox "Threads Making Sense!" "Warning, threads on the bit-tech forums are making sense, the offending article has been locked" vbmsgboxstyle = vbwarning, vbokonly

Else

msgbox "Forums normal" "The forums are functioning in their normal state of incoherence" vbmsgboxtype = vbokonly

End If

End Function
     
    Hugo, 1 Oct 2007
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  17. E.E.L. Ambiense

    E.E.L. Ambiense Acrylic Heretic

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    Peter: "To the Petah Coptah!" *crashes and tears up Joe's yard tossing mud onto his front door* Joe: "Peter, what the hell!? How can you afford these things!?"
     
    E.E.L. Ambiense, 1 Oct 2007
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  18. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    Wasn't that one on BBC 3 the other day?
     
    Brooxy, 1 Oct 2007
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  19. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Evil North Korean Flying Explosive Drunk Aids infested Suicidal Vegan Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jedi Sith Zombie Penguins!!

    i cant think of anything else to make this Penguin more evil..... were am i? who am i? what am i? am i a robot or am i an alien? i are confused....
     
    DXR_13KE, 1 Oct 2007
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  20. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    I know someone who thinks there cousin is really hot
     
    The_Beast, 1 Oct 2007
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