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I had to laugh at this spam...

Discussion in 'General' started by sammo1999, 1 Feb 2008.

  1. sammo1999

    sammo1999 New Member

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    Your chick lived you alone along of she had done it with your friend.
    His male organ is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.
    Relax chap. At present you can change your life to the good. Lengthen your device length and you'll forget about troubles.
    This is your chance to change your sexual life.


    -Sammo1999
     
  2. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    The best I ever got was: "AHOY! Use Pills! Get Bigger! Impale Her With MeatSword!"
     
  3. Jamie

    Jamie ex-Bit-Tech code junkie

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    Insult meatsword fighting?
     
  4. woof82

    woof82 New Member

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    Haha, that's genius. If all spam was that amusing it wouldn't be so tiresome XD
     
  5. Shadow_101

    Shadow_101 Mudkips.

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    do you have the link... :worried: its for er.. research
     
  6. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    You should see the crap we get on a daily basis.

    I like this one because my name is not Matthias. I presume the intention is that people are nosy and want to find out about this awesome chick the dude has waiting for him and click the url. Otherwise it just makes no sense.

    I liked this one too:

    I mean, I would like to be like Hercules in bed, so I send them my credit card details and £500 has been removed from my account but still nothing...
     
  7. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    i am getting pissed off with these emails aswell! thing is there never from the same email address so i cant block the s**t. i have noticed there mainly coming from asia, so can we just pull asia's internet connection plz.
     
  8. MystChic

    MystChic Geology Rocks!

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    Oh, charming. :p
     
  9. Sveet

    Sveet New Member

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    :hehe::hehe::hehe:
     
  10. speedfreek

    speedfreek New Member

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    Jerk! Because of you I just spit half chewed raisins on my keyboard.
     
  11. Ramble

    Ramble Ginger Nut

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    Spec's been emailing again? :p
    I've gotten a few meatsword ones, they rock. I've now renamed my spam folder 'funny'.
     
  12. naokaji

    naokaji whatever

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    the ones that make me laugh most are the ones for breast enlargments.. i mean seriously, what guy would want bigger t*ts? (on his own body, nothing against them on females).
     
  13. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    Hm... most of mine at work looks like this:
    Followed by a picture of Einstein, someone looking vaguely like Ulysses S Grant, and a mustached man that looks remarkably like Jamie Hyneman (and my 7/8th grade teacher)
     
  14. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    The best one I got was here at work. It had a picture of Shredder from the Ninja Turtles having sex with a woman. Man, that was classic.

    -monkey
     
  15. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    at work we always get tons of that retarded spam. is there anyway to block it. it aint too good checking emails and the there is a big "meatsword" on the screen when a customer is standing behind you. Its horrible.

    At home we use a different ISP and they block everything. But is there someway to prevent this? We use Outlook Express at work (and at home). Some say its because someone has used the computer to go on innapropriate sites but that is BS and there is no spyware stuff in the PC.

    How to get rid of these MeatSwords?
     
  16. charlesbeams

    charlesbeams TRANCEFORMer

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    haha i got almost exactly the same one.

    Your chick lived you alone by reason of she had sex with your mate
    His male device is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.
    Dont panic guy. Today you have marvelous possibility to Lengthen your male device size.
    Lots of men the world over have enlarge. Now it is your turn.
     

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