I wish my mum would give me a B-Day pressie like this!

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  1. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    hmm i never had a real striper at a bday but at my 19th last month there was a lil impromptu action
     
    Woodstock, 8 Nov 2007
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  2. Rebourne

    Rebourne What's a Dremel?

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    Well a gorillagram is more embarrassing than a stripper so he got the better deal in my opinion.
     
    Rebourne, 8 Nov 2007
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  3. Cinnander

    Cinnander What's a Dremel?

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    What's interesting is that nowadays you have to have proof of who you are signed in triplicate by gordon brown himself before you're allowed past the front doors of a school [get "buzzed in" type of doors], or at least at both of my schools.

    "Hi, can we help you"
    "Yes I'm here to see a John Smith, age 16?"
    "OK, can I ask what for?"
    "Birthday striptease"
    "OK, according to this timetable he's in Room 31 for Drama, it's down there on the left, I'll buzz you through"
    "Thankyou..."

    :s
     
    Cinnander, 8 Nov 2007
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  4. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    what the hell is a gorrilagram?? If i google the word, the 2nd result links to this very thread ! haha
     
    knuck, 8 Nov 2007
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  5. sam.g.taylor

    sam.g.taylor Apparently I'm Greg Kinnear

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    Why not a candygram? Like that of Blazing Saddles notoriety?
     
    sam.g.taylor, 9 Nov 2007
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  6. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 What's a Dremel?

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    I'm wondering too mate :hehe:


    A Bday present like that wouldn't be too bad honestly :p
     
    DarkLord7854, 9 Nov 2007
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  7. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Shame the teacher didn't join in :waah: So where did the kid run to? Did he come back?
     
    mvagusta, 9 Nov 2007
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  8. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    For confused yanks, a gorrilagram, is basically a dude in a monkey suit, delivering a message.

    Come to think of it. Who the **** invented gorillagrams?
     
    capnPedro, 9 Nov 2007
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  9. Khensu

    Khensu likes to touch your special places

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    The English, no doubt - they invented everything!


    As for the topic: lol, poaned by a stripper. That's an extra bad kind of poaned.
     
    Khensu, 9 Nov 2007
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  10. BigD79

    BigD79 Gadding about...

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    hmmm might try this at work for my b'day!!
     
    BigD79, 9 Nov 2007
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  11. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    NO ****ING WAY! MY DAD WORKS THERE!
     
    Bogomip, 9 Nov 2007
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  12. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    We had this conversation before where i asked you who he was? haha.
     
    Stickeh, 9 Nov 2007
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  13. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    LOL


    I see the teacher waited until he/she wasn't given the cream to rub in.

    LOL
     
    Ryu_ookami, 9 Nov 2007
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  14. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    every kids have cellphones nowadays, how come no one filmed that ? I bet their faces were priceless when the stripped came in (or out of a cake?)
     
    knuck, 9 Nov 2007
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  15. sam.g.taylor

    sam.g.taylor Apparently I'm Greg Kinnear

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    Too bad it wasn't an anatomy class... or even a Freud-based psych class
     
    sam.g.taylor, 9 Nov 2007
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  16. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    score :thumb:
     
    The_Beast, 10 Nov 2007
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  17. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    No, that'd be the Scots. Apparently they invented inventing...
     
    DarkReaper, 10 Nov 2007
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  18. monkeyville

    monkeyville Evilish Monkey ++;

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    My old school too! Wonder which teacher it was?
     
    monkeyville, 11 Nov 2007
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