... you know it's either a new car.... or a new wife. Prince Philip, master foot in mouth specialist and all round Royal Solider, at last takes a back seat now. He's done loads. He's been everywhere. And he's done it while being the worlds most experience plaque-unveiler Cant help but laugh at some of these We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.