http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Rofl, that thing is genious... who needs Bob on the forums?
Haha, I love this sort of thing. It's funny trying to trick them out Edit: God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: no, i didn't God: Please don't argue with me. Me: tell me more God: YOU? That's all I have to say about it.
Oh now thats cool.. edit: Me: it`s not God: I heard it is. Me: well they lied God: How about that. The anonymous "they". AHAH edit again, this had me laughing so much. Me: tell me more about you God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: yes please God: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. wtf? lol
Bob? From Mostly Harmless? Anyway, this thing is pretty damn funny. Some of the answers are great: This is great, you could spend hours winding up God. P2D: That's brilliant, you got God to parody HAL from 2001!
omg, this is the best thing evAr! God: nice She has a good personality and is very attractive is she? Me: She is, Is she God: Is she is she? Me: Yes, she is is she. God: Ah. is she is she? Me: She is she is God: she is is she? Me: Yes is she. Im crying with laughter here! (And this) Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. (Last one i promise )
Me: so what are we talking about? God: Ah. The topic is wahy. Me: what does wahy mean? God: I will try to find out. Me: you do that God: I will. Will you? Me: nope God: Me either. He gives in to peer preasure far too easily. Edit: God: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. Me: i hope alot of people are talking to you now, so you can start making sense God: Why do you hope for it Me: so you can start making sense He then promtly froze up.
did you invent aliens? God: No I didn't invent aliens. What's it like? Me: ET God: On dirait que j ai oublié de terminer quelque chose? Me: i hate the french God: How about Germans? Me: they are allright..make nice cars tho. God: allright make nice cars tho are they.
I don't understand why these things have such a short memory. They would perform much better if they remembered what they said five lines up...
Me: How do women think? God: I did not know it does. Me: they do God: When? Me: when they gossip God: I think that happens quite often.
In responce to mrwillywonka After that he froze...again EDIT:Who said he has crappy memory, he just brought up something I said two closed windows ago and about 500 lines of text.
I said it, he stores some quotes, that impressed me too. But he forgets what happened like five lines ago. Also it doesn't matter if you close the session. He remembers you, logging IPs or whatever he does... i still haven't gotten him to produce quotes on demand.
God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: the lottery God: Who told you that? Me: i want saturdays winning numbers God: Why do you want it? Me: because i want to be rich God: I don't see the difficulty. Interesting. Me: i like naked women God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
