Ooh I have my laptop in the car, the venue would have a laser pointer. No must resist the temptation!
Not if the EU get their way! Anyway speech was ok except for one wrong name. FFS! I read and re-read the speech and still ballsed it up. Never mind, at least 2 people said well done, and the person who's name I got wrong didn't mind too much. And no, it wasn't the wife, it was her nan. :banghead:
You are free to use my brothers speech " Hi, thanks for coming, I hope you were all very generous with your gifts. You can get food over there and those guys over there will help you get stupid drunk. Have a good time. "