This morning I put my cereal bowl back in the cupboard and the cereal box in the dishwasher, and then I just took a glass from the cupboard, poured some milk, and then put the milk back in the cupboard instead of the fridge.
Duhhh... Ok, well I guess we've all poured orange juice on our cereal before yes? ...and thrown our clothes into the toilet then taken a pee in the wash basket and just stopping before causing a real mess at 3am... Or that was just me
My usual one is hitting the power button to turn on a computer that's already on.... The worst one was getting a phone call when I was not awake at some ungodly time like 9am, and not knowing who it was... "Who's that?" "Who do you think?" ... At that moment, I realised it was my boyfriend.
The worst one is when you make food for the cat (our's only get half a tin) then instead of putting the can lid thingy on the can you drop the milk cap in there instead... eww cat food on milk... (I refuse ever to touch that milk again then!) One time I was playing around with my mobile phone while taking a dump.... flick the sim card pop's out and you ALL know where it lands.... eww
Tooooo much information Phat!!! Well I was asked to look after Sundya lunch once, and burnt the carrots . . . Don't ask me how I managed that . . .
i really hate it at our house as next to the washer on oen side we have the dishwasher & on the other side the dryer & as our dryer is ancien (older than me) it has a big metal front fold down flap so if your very asleep you can very easily mix it up with the dishwasher, i dont want to know how many piles of clean washing ive put inthe dishwasher with dirty sunday lunch (all that gravy & fat) plates & cooking stuff & set it running
my aunt managed to burn the trifle once I spent all day today looking for my screwdriver and then realised i had it in my pocket
When I moved back home from uni a couple of weeks ago, I spent two days looking for my hair brush. Eventually went out and bought a new one, walked into my room, and THERE was the old one. And it wasn't there until I bought the new one, at which point it teleported 120miles.
I took a shower and wondered why my eyes weren't getting wet. Then I realized that I was still wearing my glasses when the shampoo went to my eyes and I can't wash it off.
is it southhampton uni you go to? do you still go there as my brother will be going there this summer.
I had a friend who was out late one night *cough* drinking and staggered in and got into bed with his wife... about an hour goes by and the beer in him reached it's ultimate destination so he gets back up and goes to the toilet and lifts the lid and starts his wizz. Right as he starts his wife turns on the bedside light and asks him what he's doing. He looks down and his wizzing in the clothes hamper. He said the worst part was he had just started leaking about 3 pints and he couldn't stop so he had to just keep going as she just leared at him...
Yes, it is lazy. I have got one year left to go, so I'll still be there. I'll be back for start of term, october sometime.
well look out for my brother who is 6 foot 4" and wears glasses and if you see him mock him for having an unmodded lian pc 70
