All the police seem to be intrested in is making money off speading, using speed cameras which in my openion are a bad idea because people are looking out for cameras and not the road so just as many accidents happen. Because this forum is still ****** and you cant select If you formed a anti chav thing and went attacking them, you would get put in jail for more years than they ever would
chavs are annoying as **** they usually lurk on victims that cant compose themselves when they walk around. if you look down and peek at them out the corner of your eyes they'll target you but if you stare right through them like you want to kill them right there they just **** themselves. had some chavs the other day acting all hard and stuff getting in the road and not moving to try and scare drivers, the first time i just drove straight and luckily for him he wasnt too far in the road... but i was just picking someone up and i turned around on my way home (note they are on the other side of the road now) and they walkin in the road at the car being big and showing off swearing at the car, so i dropped it 2 gears and went at them diagonally down the street lol at first he didnt believe it and then their faces turned into pure fear as they are running backwards towards the pavement and the one grabs his mate from behind and pulls him... everyone ****ing **** themselves and as im driving off im watching them in shock through my rearview lol
Now theres an idea we should have like uniforms and badges and things (by "things" i mean a 12 gauge ) I really do question their existance in this society..
we hate chavs cos they group up on people weaker than them so we wanna solve the problem by making a bigger group and doing exactly what they do to us... is it ironic? or is there a little chav in all of us? i think a chav is the personification of that ******* that lies within all of us. the reason we hate them isnt because they are dickheads. its because through BEING a dickhead, that they have achieved everything the nerd knows as unattainable. 1) big group of friends 2) hanging out in public places 3) after dark 4) having the power to pick on people do you really hate chavs, or do you hate yourselves?... is the question you should be asking.
I have all of them..even the power to pick on people (every 1 does) its just i dont choose to exploit some of them as chav's do. Ice
You forgot sex with women whos names don't end in .jpg (although DSC00123.jpg is probably more appealing than hoop-earringed Shazza).
Asked myself, it worked out great - I definitely just hate chavs. You list things "every nerd knows are unattainable" - I've got a big group of friends, hanging out in public places (by which I, and I think also you, mean streets, parks, etc) at night time is pointless (pub?) and not something I want to do or have ever wanted to do, and for you to suggest that human nature is to want to pick on people is a very sad indictment of your own psyche - who can you draw on for knowledge of human nature other than yourself, really. I certainly don't want to pick on people, at any level. I'm not just saying that. I may have had the odd bit of banter as a kid but I was certainly never a bully, and I certainly never crossed the line into really hurting someone's feelings - and I got as good as I gave. As I've grown up I've realised that picking on people will never lead anywhere good. My goal in life is to be successful but still have a reputation as a nice guy, and I think I've proved it's possible - I'm the assistant manager of a bar, but I didn't have to be a dick to get the job, and I don't treat people badly now. People come to me for help with their problems, and I have a reputation as a good person. And frankly, yes, it is my human nature, because it is essentially selfish - the feeling you get working a shift at the bar and having everyone that comes in know your name, want to know how your day's been, want to get advice, even coming in for a pint just to have a chat, is a nice feeling. That nice feeling is what drives me to do right by people, and why I could never act like a standard chav. I'm really sorry for the essay people, and I won't fault you if you don't bother reading, but MaplinMan, what you said really touched a nerve, and I think it's really sad that your opinion of people in general is so low. AH PS - Don't think I'm just a stupid optimist cuz I've never had a hard time, I've been through a lot - one main memory that springs to mind is getting battered by 8 chavs when I took them on, I was pretty messed up, physically and mentally, for a long time. Changed my mind, I don't hate chavs, I just feel sorry for them - sure, a couple of 'em may occasionally ruin my day or piss me off, but they can achieve what they want, be it money, success, happiness, whatever, because it seems that all they look for is the short term gain - e.g. looking big in front of mates, nicking a phone and selling it for £20 instead of going to school, making other people's lives miserable by harassing them, etc. A life like that will never lead to happiness, success, or any real amount of money.
Which part of halam were you walking back from and through which area? Sheffield scallies can be seriously annoying, closest i came was skating(rollerblades) home one night through crosspool this bunch on nob jockies tried to mug me, when i didn't comply this guy took a swipe at me and missed(who totally misses when throwing a punch?) and i turned and skated my lttle heart out (i was only young!). i tend to try and avoid them whenever possible, cars Cheesecake
The only chav encounter I had was in a cinema. Three morons were throwing smarties or something at my head. I got up and got quite abusive (I get really pissed off when people bug me at the movies) and told them that if they dont stop, I'll get them thrown out. That shut them up throughout the movie. On leaving, they followed me half way to the tube station, until I turned around and stared at them. Two of his mates, started pushing one guy forward and telling me that they are going to beat me up and stuff. Told them fine, bring it on. After that, all three of them just turned around and walked off. Normally, I would have tried to have avoided aggravating them, but I was having a really bad day and I might even have enjoyed letting go at a couple of mentally retarded garbage bags.
unlucky but welcome to the "real" world, where I live (eston) theres some tards setting fire to the hill just for the crack of it seems to happen every summer, seems to be dieing out now, theres a big black patch that used to be some trees and stuff..
Oh God, Maplinman I was just kidding lol. And no, i dont believe there is ANY chav in me, personally I think that getting violent with them will not actually solve anything because they always seem to have some 'cousin' who is always bigger than you, I dont care how, I just want to see the back of them. Getting started on when Im out buying a drink or walking to meet a friend isnt my ideal image of freedom in society and personally I feel that I have better things to do than listen to these idiots yell half words at me - I think YOU have got it wrong - it is the chavs that are insecure - theyre the ones that have to be amongst aggressive large groups to convince themselves that they have "friends" (the kind that will prolly bully them into drugs and doing something stupid etc etc, so arent REALLY friends) and have to rape young girls to convince themselves and others of their security of their sexuality. Im sorry if that sounded angry, Ive had too many bad experiences with the ****ers On a lighter note, without chavs we wouldnt have such entertainment: http://fat-pie.com/chavs.htm vids got me laughing. PartY
Before I start, I don't condone beating children. Has anyone else noticed that this infestation of chavs/scallies/tossers has sprung from nowhere, and it just happens to be a generation that very few of got beaten as children? The laws are so bad now that if a bunch of kids throw eggs at your windows for instance, if you step outside and shout (for example) "get the f*** out of here before i tear you to f***ing shreds you bunch of tw**s" then YOU are the one that will have a visit from the police. Around 10 years ago, if a kid was mouthy to an adult in the street like they are now, they'd get a punch in the face and never do it again. It's not that they need to know who's boss, because they do know, and at the moment it's them. Kids can get away with practically anything, it's only when it comes to really brutal assaults and murders that the police actually take some action against them. I think we basically need much harsher punishments for kids that do this kind of thing. As for what to do when confronted by them, it's all about how you act. If you act scared they'll probably mug you. If you act too tough they'll beat the crap out of you. If you get the right balance and you're lucky then they'll just walk off. As long as they think you could kill any of them if it was one on one then you're fine really. A good friend of mine was subject to a lot of racial abuse when he was younger, but he's hard as nails. Apparently there was a big group of lads round him once and he said to the "leader" something like "you can beat me up with all your mates here, I don't care. But afterwards, I'll get you on your own and I'll kill you." Make one scared and it can work
i live in manchester where i gotta say its pretty f'''ing rough, me and my mates have grown up it really so were not usually bothered by it. But what you gotta do is just intimidate them. The best thing you can ever do if you know your gonna get mugged. Is Just ask who's the leader out of you guys, whos the strongest. When someone says me, you kick their f'''kin head in and the rest will usually cower like the scum that they are. Or get beat up then do what my friend did and go back out with his dads chainsaw. lol he scared them shitless then got pulled over by patrollers. lmao.
Now I'm normally a very quiet perfectly well mannered member of society but not too long ago (about 2 months ago) me and a friend were coming home from a club in manchester, when we'd gotten off the train home a bunch of scallies, about 6 of them, ranging from what looked like 16-18 yrs old were hanging around. Now it was about 2 in the morning so we were a bit suprised to see anyone still about, one of them says 'ey mate, av you got a spare ***?' I hate it when people ask me this, of course i haven't, it's not spare, i'm going to smoke it later when i need one anyway, I just replied with a simple 'No, sorry' and he gets up with the rest of his cronies and wanders up to us with this cocky s*** look in his face . . . I think at that point me and my mate just looked at each other and thought 'ffs, not now, i need sleep' lol, anyway, normally at that point i probably would've just handed a cig over and gone on me merry way, but while i was thinking about it some little git took a swing at my friend and luckily missed his face and hit him in the shoulder, knocking him into a bench, by this time i'd just had enough, i don't know what came over me but i absolutely flipped and smacked this little scrote square in the face with all my force, which sent him flying backwards full of blood and they legged it I don't know why I took so much delight in giving the little turd a crack, totally not like me at all but it just fealt so good to get revenge on all the times they've caused trouble in the past (not them in particualr, just their kind) Anyway, don't know what the point of telling you that was lol, they don't get their way all the time
