Sorry you said fail, you lose. Its part of my extreme form of sarcasm, although it does make valid points.
Rocks actually have many uses. Have you considered using one as a hammer? i-phones lack this capacity. Most apple products do. My SE K800 works pretty well though. A man never carries a phone you can't batter someone to death with, that's my philosophy.
I have to agree. All those things are things which I never used anyway...although I really could have used video recording this weekend though. Haha. What I miss most is being able to forward texts and copy blocks of text. In my eyes those are things that are most lacking on the iphone. Still an amazing phone though, I don't think I'll ever be able to go back to a regular phone.
In the same vein as the pic: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone About half way down. Pissed myself when i first read it...