Passed onto me by Henry at MO.. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT IN LINK.. (there, said it..) http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Also WARNING: THESE WILL SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF.
ROFL There sure are some classics there! i particularly like the one about the Guy and his Grandmother!
speaking of IRC's did you hear about 2600's? more here their provider pulled the plug when they got loss of service attacks...
oohh that is bad, had something similair but not as gross happen to me, i walked in on my girlfriend & this bloke a few steps further than a kiss shall i say so out came the digicam snap a couple of pics, get crowbar & smash her motor up good & propper, slice the subs with a knife, kick the doors put lovely big dints, keys along the sides & scraped ***** into the bonet before nipping home with the camera, connect it up th my pc, blow the pic up full size stick a couple on her halls or residence kitchen fridge, one through her parents door & one on a phonebox with her mobile & home phone numbers revenge is a dish best served vindaloo hot, well it served her right, as apparently according to one of her friends who tipped me off to this it had been goingon for @ least a month who says that its only lasses who can be bitchy when there cheated on hey what cna i say i though you would all enjoy another story that was funny (what i would not have given to see her face when she walked in her parents front door [evil grin ] )
Remind me not to look at incredibly funny websites when I'm at work, it's almost impossible not to laugh at some of those quotes... and my boss doesn't like it when I'm giggling to myself when I'm supposed to be working. I'll have to finish off looking at that site when I get home... hilarious stuff. Just gonna add to that some quotes from my own IRC chan over on DALnet: * Sassete loves a big truck <Sassete> my daddy has a big truck <Bub> hello.....is it me your looking for? <pornografy> no <pornografy> i'm looking for someone else <MadameLinx> I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP AND CALL YOU DADDY <ForceMajeure> dont let me stop you <Sassily> first time i had sex i thought oral sex meant talking about it, like an oral report <B-evil-J^33> not much.. just waiting for a double wide to come in <{_EdGe_}> double wide? a movie about Jennifer Lopez's ass -curve- Sorry, yet again for the poor performance. Again, an ill-bred idiot with an inferiority complex born of having a small penis, has decided to attack this server and split it from DALnet. We hope they will get laid soon so their attention is taking up with something else. <`Kodiak> Haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little sister <Melanie^> my nickname in high school was melons <Melanie^> it wasn't cause I had a fruit stand <TheT0on> i'm always sexually harrassed <TheT0on> especially when i was dressed as a girl <TheT0on> i wore a skimpy dress and a tank top * ForceMajeure takes em off * ForceMajeure flashes debbi * MadameLinx sees Jesus * MadameLinx passes out <ForceMajeure> Jesus? <ForceMajeure> Jesus was in my pants? * MadameLinx shrugged <MadameLinx> i had a holy awakening
classic website tried adding my quote from the 34SP (hosting company) irc channel: errr could be bofhish tendancies again
Well, i was gonna start a IRC quotes thread but found this. I've gained quote a full quote list so i'll add a few here: * @Ninex slaps N. * Ninex (ninex@pcp03341202pcs.danbry01.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org don't slap me.)) «@[BD]NDI» i can do online wanking «@[BD]NDI» banking!!!! «@neom» After a hard night jacking, I like to sit back and ~re~lax~ «@neom» -jacking +hacking. «@neom» It was a packet my ****** picked up. «@neom» -****** +sniffer (the **'d word the only cuss word i hate, it starts with an N, enough said) «@j-dog» a user just /msged me and told me that one of the djs in their radio channel had a car accident, is in coma, and that her last request was to get a Q. (j-dog is an oper, he has the power to add Q to any channel) «@Leorn» i got l33t cyber s3x0red «@Leorn» but dont worry «@Leorn» I used protection * Leorn rubs his Norton Systemworks «Shades» java, c, vb, js, http «invisible0» HTTP language? «Shades» i dont know the right name «invisible0» Maybe IT'S THE FIRST TAG YOU WRITE. * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) has joined #mookie * @Q slaps alan710 with a fish * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) has left #mookie (I think I almost **** my pants the day that happened) <@neom> stevoo I have a gay wizzard sleeping on my desktop.
