Scunthorpe always gets me, I'm regularly hand-writing it and always have a smile in my mind, mind it's a similar thought to thinking of Spalding as Splading, as I famously misspelt it on an advert I designed. There's also 'Norfolk' or Nor-fcuk and also Suf-fcuk.
A shitload of issues in this thread it seems, oh; and pardon my French. Me manners damnit…me manners.