Is this why you are stressed?

Discussion in 'General' started by RTT, 10 Jul 2002.

  1. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    You are tired because you are overworked.
    The population of this country is 58 million.
    24 million are retired.
    That leaves 34 million to do the work.
    There are 20 million at school.
    That leaves 14 million to do the work.
    There are 7,5 million employed by the government.
    That leaves 6,5 million to do the work.
    2,7 million are in the armed forces.
    Which leaves 3,8 million to do the work.
    Take from the total 3,770,000 people who work for local authorities
    and that leaves 30,000 to do the work. At any given time there are
    20,000 in hospital, Leaving 10,000 to do the work. There are 9,998
    people in prison. That leaves just two people to do the work. You
    and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading this.
     
  2. Ubermich

    Ubermich He did it!

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    That's rich. Makes me glad to be across the pond :D
     
  3. Lord_A

    Lord_A Boom baby!

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    I work for the local council, so that takes me out then, you must be really busy, lmao.
     
  4. six degrees

    six degrees What's a Dremel?

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    It's sad cos it's true :lol:
     
  5. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    so from what I gather is that England would be plunged into a total malfunction if a solitary monkeh named Mojo kicks the bucket?... no wonder he looks like this:

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    /sorry couldn't resist using that pic again...:D
     

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