Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day ye scum suckin' ba****s! Anyone caught spammin' today will be keelhauled and then given a floggin'! I'm sitting here at work all dressed up getting strange looks already. Meh. For those in the mood, you can read Bit-tech piratified. Enjoy yourselves today fellow pirates. Arrrrrrr!
Goody I get to try my chat up line as its pirate day "Oh ye olde wench would you like to walk my plank"
I used the "prepare to be boarded" at about 12.45 this morning. Fortunately she's just as into it as me. I love the line "Ramming speed!!". The look of terror would be worth and recoil from her.
Tis a fine keypad ye got there shipmate. It almost slip me mind that it be talk like a pirate day. RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be." (boat sinks) "Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin. "
"I be the sailing instructarr, but on movie night, I run the projectarr - only PG, nothing arr. Yarr!"
Yaaar this chair be high.... says I! Yarrr, Jimmy says to pirate - "Yar, cool be thar wooden leg." Pirate replies - "Yar, Shark bit of ma leg... yarr... yaaaaaar" - Jimmy yars - "Yar!! That hook be yaaar! Cool!" - Pirate - "Yarhh! Crocodile take off me 'and! YAAAAR!" Jimmyar yars excitedly - "Yaaaaaaarh! An 'eye pa'ch!" "Yaaaaaarh! Seagul **** in me eye!!! yaaaaar..." Jimmy, confused, "And yaaaar lost yer eye!" Pirate, (upset) "Yaaaaar, t'was first day 'ad me 'ook!"
Im so gutted i missed this, I had a 6 hourHealth & safety lecture today and this would have been much more fun.
I got many strange looks at my school today. Me and my friend went around being pirates all day and are teachers were all giving us weird looks.