Shame that ain't true, 'cos it's a lovely soundbite. Still, I can't expect someone of your intelligence to understand that. (What? Offence is taken, not given, right? Free speech. I speak my mind. Political madness gone correct, innit.) But seriously, I don't mean it. I'm merely using the offensive and to the best of my knowledge untrue statement, which is not backed by any knowledge of your actual intelligence, to demonstrate that offence can most certainly be given. Also, you smell.