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Discussion in 'General' started by Kronos, 11 Jan 2013.

  1. Kronos

    Kronos Multimodder

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    .......you are a Miserable Old Git. http://forums.bit-tech.net/group.php?groupid=119

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    Are you more easily annoyed now by.

    Morning birdsong. I wish I had a shotgun.
    Children playing. Noisy little b***ers.
    People with umbrellas. Poke my eye out,why don't you?
    The family. I don't live far enough away.
    Foreign call centres. Pardon.What did you say? Pardon I don't understand you.
    Supermarkets. Why do they keep moving everything?
    Banks/Post offices. Why is queue not moving.

    The list goes on and feel free to add your own.

    Edit: Major annoyance as I have just been informed that the PO wants £22.74 Customs duty including an £8 handling fee for keycaps from WASD in the USA. Robbing ba****ds.
     
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  2. Guest-23315

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    Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child...
     
  3. Margo Baggins

    Margo Baggins I'm good at Soldering Super Moderator

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    They have been annoying me the old post office. small package in from the US, value $40, no customs charge, another which was small and $45, no charge, a large package - $25 and I have to pay £18 AND they still haven't delivered it and I paid a week ago :(
     
  4. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    All of them bar birdsong and family. Children are hateful, spiteful little s*its who deserve nothing less than a thick ear and a bloody good hiding.

    I'll add work colleagues - why are some of them complete and utter bellends?
     
  5. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Time: At Work - Tick Tock Tick Tock, Not At Work - Where The **** Has It Gone.
     
  6. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Whatever the sentiment, that's definitely in the spirit of the group :hehe:
     
  7. lava

    lava Minimodder

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    i think it's more a case of 'didn't want to be hugged as a child' :D
     
  8. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Or was they hugged by the wrong sort of people :worried:

    Yea where I live they are nearlly useless, Once they improve a little they will be useless lol
     
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  9. Kronos

    Kronos Multimodder

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    What should have been a simple bus ride, walk and payment for my package turned into a bus ride, walk, bus ride, visit to ATM, bus ride walk and payment.

    Why because you can only pay with cash at the sorting office.

    Wake up Royal Fail we are in the 21st century. Now really annoyed.
     
  10. Landy_Ed

    Landy_Ed Combat Novice

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    Nah, but us scots are world class whingers. We have degree courses in it.
     
  11. PAULWARDEN

    PAULWARDEN What's a Dremel?

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    I get annoyed by moronic youths screaming at my dog for no other reason than he looked at them also i find people who litter and fly tip extrememly annoying too
     
  12. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    We do too. Political Science.
     
  13. johnnyboy700

    johnnyboy700 Minimodder

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    How about adding "its a green light, why aren't any of the cars in front moving?" Followed by "now you've waited for the particular shade of green that you like", the front car moves off and the lights change as soon as its through. Then you sit and count how many Richard Cranium awards to hand out for all those in front who then run a red light.

    Plus I'd like to add a personal "f8@& you" to the idiot who blasted me with his horn when didn't run a red the last time the above scenario played out in front of me. Yes, you in the white Focus!!
     
  14. mrMonkeyChunks

    mrMonkeyChunks EVGA Cheesecake

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    What really annoys me is people that walk at a infuriatingly slow pace and insist on blocking the path.

    Sometimes I just want to whack them in the back of the head.....
     
  15. Scroome

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    Oh God, this!

    People who live in London should be given cattle prods by TFL.

    It's like a right of passage for tourists to stop at the top of the escaltors with a large suitcase and stare like a rabbit in headlights at their surrounds.
     
  16. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    TFL snipers Cheesecake
     
  17. Scroome

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    Wouldn't work......you would still have to walk around the bodies :p
     
  18. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Add the rats from Dishonored into the mix. They's be safe for you and I because there would be plenty of corpses to keep them going.

     
  19. Scroome

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    Now there's an idea.

    They do say that there are six rats to every person in London.

    Hmmmmmmm........
     
  20. lp rob1

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    Although technically I am a child myself, I hate the sound of 2-6 year olds whining or crying and 7-13 year old running about. The only children who should be allowed to cry have either split open their leg or something or are under the age of 2 (as babies cannot be understood very well, and are often cute anyway). The other things on the list frustrate me too.
     

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