This was not annoying to me but it was,hopefully,to the guy on the other end of the phone. Ring ring,ring ring... Me: Hello.... Him: Hello...have you ever worked in a noisy environment... (distinct Asian accent) Pardon... Have you ever worked in a noisy environment... Sorry you will need to speak up....... Have you ever worked in a noisy environment... N..O..I..S..Y.... What was that nosey environment..... No noisy.... We had a secretary that was quite nosey..... No.Noisy machines....Noisy machines... Nosey marines...no none of them here....there was a quite nosey guy I new who was in the army.... No sir has your hearing been affected at work.... Have herrings been infected with what..... He finally gave up,the stupid ******* man.
You should be beat about the head and ears and sent to the corner to think about what you said! NOW GO -------->
You should really visit us here in Miami, it's not the normal U.S. but more like Northern South America and we have the 5 to 15 second rule "when your light turns green wait an additional 5-15 seconds for the intersection to clear." I need a tank.. Paintballs work fine just put them in the freezer for about 24 hrs and then use them, puts a little more bite in to them. I refer to the Miami comment above again. You forgot updating their facebook status, tweeting, talking, and texting. Oh and I hate birds but they are good for eating after you shoot them depending on the type, children should be seen not heard, New Categories Why does my body hurt when the weather changes? Can you speak up I can't hear you, and by the way what language are you speaking? Why is the only thing I can hear is this ringing in my ears? Ill grab a chair I know ill fit right in here!
Should be "pointless whiners united" or "if we'd just bend over, all the bitching might make us rich".
Hey, now I can happily accept every other ideal mentioned in this thread: abolish chavs, abolish the post office, abolish banks, abolish bad drivers, abolish call centres, abolish children, abolish umbrellas etc. Even though one of those things will invariably bring about the extinction of the human race and another involves getting really wet when it rains... ...but don't you dare take it out on the moisturisers!!! How else are we meant to keep our skin looking smooth in such a way that we capture both the inexorable energy of youth whilst retaining the look of alluring fortitude associated with maturity? Hmmm?
Something that really is annoying these days is Channel 4's need to show trailers about forth coming programs. Whats wrong with that i hear you ask? nothing if it was just one or two but for the purposes of pure research I kept a count of how many trailers were shown in a two and half hour period between 7-10:30 am over a 5 day period.On average they showed 15 trailers. When I emailed Channel 4 about this and their response was because of the competition for viewers it was necessary to let people know of the 'quality' programs coming our way. I replied and pointed out that certainly in my case and I suspect other people as well, I was so sick of the same trailers being shown over and over again that I had no interest in watching the program. I also pointed out that I had never seen any of the programs Channel 4 felt the need to promote so incessantly ever appear in the top ten watched programs on their station. They did not respond to the second email. But I have noticed that actually Channel 4 constantly trail their shows not just in the time slot I monitored so much so I i happen to be watching a program on Channel 4 these days it is with the remote in my hand ready to channel hop when the program breaks come on. As I know i will see a trail about Derek or the Undateables or Nashville ETC ETC.
The worst thing I've noticed Channel 4 doing more often is showing trailers for a program during the ad breaks of that actual program...
Tell me about it. A channel run by idiots. Nick I am not writing to the telly that would be silly as it is in the same room as me.I admit I might shout at it now and again but enter in to correspondence,I don't think so.Not yet anyway.lol
Fair enough By the way, that keyboard I sold you had a perfectly serviceable space bar. Why u no use?
Got me there.Explain. Oh and the keyboard I got off you is attached to my secondary PC my keyboard of choice is the Ducky shine 2.
The return to previous channel button is indispensable for avoiding many things on TV and when I bought a new TV and discovered there was no such button on the remote ( why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY NO FU**ING RETURN BUTTON!) I returned the TV and got one that had a remote with the button on Oh boy, I could live here, I hate soo many things even that "Grumpy old men" program because most of them have more money than me and they could afford to avoid many of the things in life that drive me crazy, BA****DS Programs that start (no intro) and run for five minutes and then go to adverts and when they return the intro runs then two minutes of program and more adverts then two minutes before the end of the program, adverts and when the program returns it runs for thirty seconds and the credits roll, WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT People that wear those stupid long shorts and plastic shoes, being a biker for 35 years I'm the first to admit that fashion has never been my forte but I can generally tell when I look REALLY FU**ING STUPID IN SOMETHING Finally for today just to prove that devolution is happening.. ENJOY THE TINNITUS...I have it and you won't like it
